If anyone knows about off-season natties, it's Sark

AtomicPiss

bleacherreport.com/articles/1919714-usc-trojans-football-the-blueprint-for-a-perfect-offseason

TTJ

Man, what a cool offseason for USC's kids.

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I didn't make it past the first page because I'm ethically opposed to slide show articles.

AtomicPiss

CollegeDoog said:

I didn't make it past the first page because I'm ethically opposed to slide show articles.

me too. but the headline was perfect

Meek

last page told me it's going to be a lot of fun watching the USC fan base for the next couple years.

here's an excerpt - "Expect Sarkisian, who is a hard worker anyway, to be pulling double-duty as he prepares for his first season as the Trojans head man."

tracker

It doesn't matter how great of an off-season plan Sark comes up with.
He'll still be a shitty game day coach.
It's a push.

whatshouldicareabout

For anyone that didn't click the link but is still curious, the first line is:

Sarkisian Will Hope the Fanbase Will Stop Blaming Him for Not Being Ed Orgeron

He's fucked.

Other gems:
Sark Will Need His Players to Buy into His Blueprint Vision (it will take a lot for his players to buy into 5-4)
Sark Needs to Celebrate a Great Recruiting Class for 2014 (consider it done)
Leaving no stone unturned, Sark will do whatever it takes to bring USC back to relevance when people talk of the very best in college football. (wow)

I bet the honeymoon with Sark will be over in Week 2 after a 43-17 loss to Stanford

BayDawg

tracker said:

It doesn't matter how great of an off-season plan Sark comes up with.
He'll still be a shitty game day coach.
It's a push.

The truuf.

[Deleted User]

Meek said:

last page told me it's going to be a lot of fun watching the USC fan base for the next couple years.

here's an excerpt - "Expect Sarkisian, who is a hard worker anyway, to be pulling double-duty as he prepares for his first season as the Trojans head man."

If by "Hard Worker" they mean picking up slutty waitresses at Joey's then yes I agree.

CaptainPJ

So, that douchehelmet went out and got the Niner's O-Line and Texas's D-Line Coaches? How big of him.

A couple other things:

It appears Ivan Lewis will be roaming the SC sidelines - fucking sweet!!

and then there's this:

"Expect Sarkisian, who is a hard worker anyway, to be pulling double-duty as he prepares for his first season as the Trojans head man"


Can't wait.

Fenwick

"...head man". I thought he liked women.

unfrozencaveman

Always competin' hard during the off-season

BTW, we thought Greg Bell was bad, who is this fucktard?

Chest will make fat cash selling his firesark website by the end of year 1. Bet against Sark and you'll almost always win