Can you imagine hiring the Dazzler as your attorney?

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HHusky said:
And the NBC complaint looks an awful lot like the WaPo complaint to me. So I’d guess that NBC will probably get out on a motion to dismiss.
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So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.
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Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.
BeDazzler bragging about how much in taxes he pays was the tell that he likely runs a strip mall legal office. -
Ivan would prefer to speculate wishfully about me than discuss the law. I'm that interesting.NorthwestFresh said:Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.
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Too bad your discussing the law is mostly wrong. Your analysis of the Mueller report was simply dazzlingly wrong, just like the Sandmann libel filings.HHusky said:
Ivan would prefer to speculate wishfully about me than discuss the law. I'm that interesting.NorthwestFresh said:Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.
BeDazzler bragging about how much in taxes he pays was the tell that he likely runs a strip mall legal office. -
Plaintiff survived a motion to dismiss for failure to plead a claim upon which relief could be granted. He's done the minimum, in other words.WestlinnDuck said:
Too bad your discussing the law is mostly wrong. Your analysis of the Mueller report was simply dazzlingly wrong, just like the Sandmann libel filings.HHusky said:
Ivan would prefer to speculate wishfully about me than discuss the law. I'm that interesting.NorthwestFresh said:Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.
BeDazzler bragging about how much in taxes he pays was the tell that he likely runs a strip mall legal office. -
Predictable isn’t at all interesting, yet it’s fun to swat at flies at times.
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Yet your pleas for my attention appear in dozens of threads I haven't participated in.NorthwestFresh said:Predictable isn’t at all interesting, yet it’s fun to swat at flies at times.
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Dazzler specializes in gay male divorce proceedings. They fight over the 24" pull start mega dong and Dazzler goes the distance for his clients!
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Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass
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Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.Pitchfork51 said:Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass
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Rate x zero billable = $0HHusky said:
Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.Pitchfork51 said:Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass
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You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.HHusky said:
Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.Pitchfork51 said:Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass
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Rent freePitchfork51 said:
You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.HHusky said:
Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.Pitchfork51 said:Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass
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Yes. I think about your pansy ass all day.HHusky said:
Rent freePitchfork51 said:
You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.HHusky said:
Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.Pitchfork51 said:Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass
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I knowPitchfork51 said:
Yes. I think about your pansy ass all day.HHusky said:
Rent freePitchfork51 said:
You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.HHusky said:
Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.Pitchfork51 said:Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass
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Even cunt hairs don't have less testosterone!Pitchfork51 said:
You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.HHusky said:
Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.Pitchfork51 said:Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass
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@creepycoug, True?HHusky said:
Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.Pitchfork51 said:Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass
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Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.HHusky said:So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.
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If we are pretending the dazzler actually practices law, can you imagine how many sh*tty claims he files looking for nuisance settlement money? Sandmann was crucified by the MSM and the dazzler initially "felt" that there was no actionable claim. Mad skillz.
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He amended the complaint, blob. And I suspect discovery is enough bother that he may make a little money from all of them.SFGbob said:
Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.HHusky said:So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.
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Scintillating analysis.doogie said:sure.gif
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Hey, it's all going to be tossed with a MTD so nothing to worry about. Fuck off Dazzler.HHusky said:
He amended the complaint, blob. And I suspect discovery is enough bother that he may make a little money from all of them.SFGbob said:
Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.HHusky said:So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.
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It was tossed on a MTD. Then he amended to plead an actual claim.SFGbob said:
Hey, it's all going to be tossed with a MTD so nothing to worry about. Fuck off Dazzler.HHusky said:
He amended the complaint, blob. And I suspect discovery is enough bother that he may make a little money from all of them.SFGbob said:
Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.HHusky said:So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.
Quite the legal victory.
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Fucking liar. Why you always check anything the Dazzler claims. The Complaint filed against the NYTimes has not been amended. Any one who wants to check this can go and look at the EDKY document filing website. The Case No. is 20cv00023. There has been no Amended Complaint filed in that action.HHusky said:
He amended the complaint, blob. And I suspect discovery is enough bother that he may make a little money from all of them.SFGbob said:
Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.HHusky said:So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.
Quite the legal victory.
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To answer the OP, I can’t.
Personal injury/DUI aren’t really the kind of legal repping I need.
Tax law? Intellectual property?
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Don’t be dense blob. He amended his initial complaints after his first efforts got tossed. The new and improved complaint then got filed against the others he sued subsequently.SFGbob said:
Fucking liar. Why you always check anything the Dazzler claims. The Complaint filed against the NYTimes has not been amended. Any one who wants to check this can go and look at the EDKY document filing website. The Case No. is 20cv00023. There has been no Amended Complaint filed in that action.HHusky said:
He amended the complaint, blob. And I suspect discovery is enough bother that he may make a little money from all of them.SFGbob said:
Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.HHusky said:So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.
Quite the legal victory.
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Don’t be a fucking liar Dazzler. So far no Defendant has “gotten out on a MTD.”