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SFGbob
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BREAKING: New York Times, Rolling Stone, ABC, and CBS all DENIED motions to dismiss lawsuit brought by Covington teen Nick Sandmann

https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-new-york-times-rolling-stone-abc-and-cbs-all-denied-motions-to-dismiss-lawsuit-brought-by-covington-teen-nick-sandmann
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  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183
    HHusky said:

    And the NBC complaint looks an awful lot like the WaPo complaint to me. So I’d guess that NBC will probably get out on a motion to dismiss.

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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.

    Quite the legal victory.
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  • NorthwestFresh
    NorthwestFresh Member Posts: 7,972
    Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.

    BeDazzler bragging about how much in taxes he pays was the tell that he likely runs a strip mall legal office.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    NorthwestFresh said:

    Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.

    BeDazzler bragging about how much in taxes he pays was the tell that he likely runs a strip mall legal office.

    Ivan would prefer to speculate wishfully about me than discuss the law. I'm that interesting.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    WestlinnDuck said:

    HHusky said:

    NorthwestFresh said:

    Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.

    BeDazzler bragging about how much in taxes he pays was the tell that he likely runs a strip mall legal office.

    Ivan would prefer to speculate wishfully about me than discuss the law. I'm that interesting.
    Too bad your discussing the law is mostly wrong. Your analysis of the Mueller report was simply dazzlingly wrong, just like the Sandmann libel filings.
    Plaintiff survived a motion to dismiss for failure to plead a claim upon which relief could be granted. He's done the minimum, in other words.
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  • NorthwestFresh
    NorthwestFresh Member Posts: 7,972
    Predictable isn’t at all interesting, yet it’s fun to swat at flies at times.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    NorthwestFresh said:

    Predictable isn’t at all interesting, yet it’s fun to swat at flies at times.

    Yet your pleas for my attention appear in dozens of threads I haven't participated in.

    Sad!
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  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,875 Standard Supporter
    Dazzler specializes in gay male divorce proceedings. They fight over the 24" pull start mega dong and Dazzler goes the distance for his clients!
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    Pitchfork51 said:

    Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

    Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    HHusky said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

    Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.
    You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    Pitchfork51 said:

    HHusky said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

    Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.
    You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.
    Rent free
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    HHusky said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    HHusky said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

    Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.
    You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.
    Rent free
    Yes. I think about your pansy ass all day.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    Pitchfork51 said:

    HHusky said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    HHusky said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

    Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.
    You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.
    Rent free
    Yes. I think about your pansy ass all day.
    I know
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  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 37,875 Standard Supporter
    Pitchfork51 said:

    HHusky said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

    Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.
    You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.
    Even cunt hairs don't have less testosterone!
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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    HHusky said:

    Pitchfork51 said:

    Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

    Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.
    @creepycoug, True?
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  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183
    HHusky said:

    So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.

    Quite the legal victory.

    Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.
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  • WestlinnDuck
    WestlinnDuck Member Posts: 17,642 Standard Supporter
    If we are pretending the dazzler actually practices law, can you imagine how many sh*tty claims he files looking for nuisance settlement money? Sandmann was crucified by the MSM and the dazzler initially "felt" that there was no actionable claim. Mad skillz.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    SFGbob said:

    HHusky said:

    So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.

    Quite the legal victory.

    Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.
    He amended the complaint, blob. And I suspect discovery is enough bother that he may make a little money from all of them.
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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    sure.gif
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    doogie said:

    sure.gif

    Scintillating analysis.
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  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183
    HHusky said:

    SFGbob said:

    HHusky said:

    So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.

    Quite the legal victory.

    Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.
    He amended the complaint, blob. And I suspect discovery is enough bother that he may make a little money from all of them.
    Hey, it's all going to be tossed with a MTD so nothing to worry about. Fuck off Dazzler.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    SFGbob said:

    HHusky said:

    SFGbob said:

    HHusky said:

    So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.

    Quite the legal victory.

    Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.
    He amended the complaint, blob. And I suspect discovery is enough bother that he may make a little money from all of them.
    Hey, it's all going to be tossed with a MTD so nothing to worry about. Fuck off Dazzler.
    It was tossed on a MTD. Then he amended to plead an actual claim.

    Not judging. Now he can be a nuisance worth settling with at some price.
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  • doogie
    doogie Member Posts: 15,072
    HHusky said:

    doogie said:

    sure.gif

    Scintillating analysis.
    Just trying to reach down, match intellect. It’s hard.
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  • thechatch
    thechatch Member Posts: 7,292 Standard Supporter
    To answer the OP, I can’t.

    Personal injury/DUI aren’t really the kind of legal repping I need.

    Tax law? Intellectual property?

    Sure.
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  • HHusky
    HHusky Member Posts: 23,978
    SFGbob said:

    HHusky said:

    SFGbob said:

    HHusky said:

    So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.

    Quite the legal victory.

    Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.
    He amended the complaint, blob. And I suspect discovery is enough bother that he may make a little money from all of them.
    Fucking liar. Why you always check anything the Dazzler claims. The Complaint filed against the NYTimes has not been amended. Any one who wants to check this can go and look at the EDKY document filing website. The Case No. is 20cv00023. There has been no Amended Complaint filed in that action.

    Dig deeper you fucking liar.
    Don’t be dense blob. He amended his initial complaints after his first efforts got tossed. The new and improved complaint then got filed against the others he sued subsequently.
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  • SFGbob
    SFGbob Member Posts: 33,183
    Don’t be a fucking liar Dazzler. So far no Defendant has “gotten out on a MTD.”
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