Can you imagine hiring the Dazzler as your attorney?

SFGbob

BREAKING: New York Times, Rolling Stone, ABC, and CBS all DENIED motions to dismiss lawsuit brought by Covington teen Nick Sandmann

https://thepostmillennial.com/breaking-new-york-times-rolling-stone-abc-and-cbs-all-denied-motions-to-dismiss-lawsuit-brought-by-covington-teen-nick-sandmann

SFGbob

HHusky said:

And the NBC complaint looks an awful lot like the WaPo complaint to me. So I’d guess that NBC will probably get out on a motion to dismiss.

HHusky

So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.

Quite the legal victory.

NorthwestFresh

Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.

BeDazzler bragging about how much in taxes he pays was the tell that he likely runs a strip mall legal office.

HHusky

NorthwestFresh said:

Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.

BeDazzler bragging about how much in taxes he pays was the tell that he likely runs a strip mall legal office.

Ivan would prefer to speculate wishfully about me than discuss the law. I'm that interesting.

WestlinnDuck

HHusky said:

NorthwestFresh said:

Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.

BeDazzler bragging about how much in taxes he pays was the tell that he likely runs a strip mall legal office.

Ivan would prefer to speculate wishfully about me than discuss the law. I'm that interesting.

Too bad your discussing the law is mostly wrong. Your analysis of the Mueller report was simply dazzlingly wrong, just like the Sandmann libel filings.

HHusky

WestlinnDuck said:

HHusky said:

NorthwestFresh said:

Sandman could buy and sell HHutzky 100x and he’s only a teenager.

BeDazzler bragging about how much in taxes he pays was the tell that he likely runs a strip mall legal office.

Ivan would prefer to speculate wishfully about me than discuss the law. I'm that interesting.

Too bad your discussing the law is mostly wrong. Your analysis of the Mueller report was simply dazzlingly wrong, just like the Sandmann libel filings.

Plaintiff survived a motion to dismiss for failure to plead a claim upon which relief could be granted. He's done the minimum, in other words.

NorthwestFresh

Predictable isn’t at all interesting, yet it’s fun to swat at flies at times.

HHusky

NorthwestFresh said:

Predictable isn’t at all interesting, yet it’s fun to swat at flies at times.

Yet your pleas for my attention appear in dozens of threads I haven't participated in.

Sad!

Sledog

Dazzler specializes in gay male divorce proceedings. They fight over the 24" pull start mega dong and Dazzler goes the distance for his clients!

Pitchfork51

Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

HHusky

Pitchfork51 said:

Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.

PurpleThrobber

HHusky said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.

Rate x zero billable = $0

Pitchfork51

HHusky said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.

You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.

HHusky

Pitchfork51 said:

HHusky said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.

You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.

Rent free

Pitchfork51

HHusky said:

Pitchfork51 said:

HHusky said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.

You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.

Rent free

Yes. I think about your pansy ass all day.

HHusky

Pitchfork51 said:

HHusky said:

Pitchfork51 said:

HHusky said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.

You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.

Rent free

Yes. I think about your pansy ass all day.

I know

Sledog

Pitchfork51 said:

HHusky said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.

You should find a cunt hair with less testosterone than yourself. Might be difficult. But possibly worth it.

Even cunt hairs don't have less testosterone!

doogie

HHusky said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Sounds gay. I wouldnt hire that idiot to wipe my grandma's ass

Good decision. You should find a lawyer with a lower hourly rate.

@creepycoug, True?

SFGbob

HHusky said:

So Sandmann's complaint now alleges a cognizable claim.

Quite the legal victory.

Yeah, those earlier complaints that you said didn't contain any actionable claims, CNN and the WaPo just settled with him for kicks. Never change Dazzler.

WestlinnDuck

If we are pretending the dazzler actually practices law, can you imagine how many sh*tty claims he files looking for nuisance settlement money? Sandmann was crucified by the MSM and the dazzler initially "felt" that there was no actionable claim. Mad skillz.