Cowboys at Seahawks

BleachedAnusDawg

My Cowboys have speed speed speed and are ready to rumble.

Who an I kidding? I didn't even know this game was this week until my friends all started talking shit about kicking my Cowboys' ass on Sunday. I watched the defense give up an opening drive td vs the Rams and promptly turned it off. Have not watched any NFL since then. That trend continues today as I finish destroying the front lawn to plant new seed.

KidsInCagesDawg

BleachedAnusDawg said:

My Cowboys have speed speed speed and are ready to rumble.

Who an I kidding? I didn't even know this game was this week until my friends all started talking shit about kicking my Cowboys' ass on Sunday. I watched the defense give up an opening drive td vs the Rams and promptly turned it off. Have not watched any NFL since then. That trend continues today as I finish destroying the front lawn to plant new seed.

In other words you're gonna jerk off on the grass?

GrundleStiltzkin

Pete Carroll is a fag

dnc

Fun game so far

GrundleStiltzkin

dnc said:

Fun game so far

Bigly.

Metcalf Lett up too early.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

not going to win a super bowl with no secondary and no pass rush

dnc

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

not going to win a super bowl with no secondary and no pass rush

The secondary will get better. It's Pete's one legitimate area of expertise and they are adjusting to Dunbar being hurt and Blair being out. They'll get it figured out.

Pass rush is probably hopeless.

dirtysouwfdawg

Griffin needs to pull his head out of his ass.

Doog_de_Jour

Just tuned in. Looks like Hawks are ready to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.



Also, so weird to hear fake 12 SFX piped into an empty stadium.

Doog_de_Jour

Doog_de_Jour said:

Just tuned in. Looks like Hawks are ready to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.



Also, so weird to hear fake 12 SFX piped into an empty stadium.

Well, scratch that. Cowboys are gonna Cowboy.

TommySQC

I was impressed with Kellen Moore's offensive mind. Big miss.

1to392831weretaken

Didn't watch. Did Russ cook? Were the #12elves out in force? Did anybody's showboating cost the team six? Did they draft any criminals?

BleachedAnusDawg

KidsInCagesDawg said:

BleachedAnusDawg said:

My Cowboys have speed speed speed and are ready to rumble.

Who an I kidding? I didn't even know this game was this week until my friends all started talking shit about kicking my Cowboys' ass on Sunday. I watched the defense give up an opening drive td vs the Rams and promptly turned it off. Have not watched any NFL since then. That trend continues today as I finish destroying the front lawn to plant new seed.

In other words you're gonna jerk off on the grass?

I said new seed. Been there, done that. Kids these days...

Gladstone

I pity the old curmudgeons who can't appreciate what Russ is doing right now.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

dnc said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

not going to win a super bowl with no secondary and no pass rush

The secondary will get better. It's Pete's one legitimate area of expertise and they are adjusting to Dunbar being hurt and Blair being out. They'll get it figured out.

Pass rush is probably hopeless.

I think you're right. They need a trade or something. I don't know why Clowney wasn't signed. I'm not a salary cap nerd.

You can get away with the 21st ranked defense. You can't get away with a bottom five defense.

greenblood

DK makes it up to me late. Having him and Ridley on my fantasy team, is like being on a drug high with no downer in sight.

Doog_de_Jour

Gladstone said:

I pity the old curmudgeons who can't appreciate what Russ is doing right now.

Yeah, I don’t get all the @Bedroom_Russ hate. Yes, he’s a cornball, and no Tom Brady, but he’s done a decent job.

DerekJohnson

Doog_de_Jour said:

Gladstone said:

I pity the old curmudgeons who can't appreciate what Russ is doing right now.

Yeah, I don’t get all the @Bedroom_Russ hate. Yes, he’s a cornball, and no Tom Brady, but he’s done a decent job.

Decent?? Without him we're a losing team last season. Russ has been phenomenal. You've been hanging out too much with @RaceBannon

Baseman

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Gladstone said:

I pity the old curmudgeons who can't appreciate what Russ is doing right now.

Yeah, I don’t get all the @Bedroom_Russ hate. Yes, he’s a cornball, and no Tom Brady, but he’s done a decent job.

Decent?? Without him we're a losing team last season. Russ has been phenomenal. You've been hanging out too much with @RaceBannon

We? 12

Doog_de_Jour

DerekJohnson said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

Gladstone said:

I pity the old curmudgeons who can't appreciate what Russ is doing right now.

Yeah, I don’t get all the @Bedroom_Russ hate. Yes, he’s a cornball, and no Tom Brady, but he’s done a decent job.

Decent?? Without him we're a losing team last season. Russ has been phenomenal. You've been hanging out too much with @RaceBannon

Probably. I’m very impressionable. Next thing I’ll start podcasting, hanging out in the Tug, and will become highly critical of my beloved UW coaching staff and administration.

CuntWaffle

Russell is incredible right now and it is apalling how bad the pass defense is. If it was even just mediocre, Hawks would be clear favorites in the NFC. Russ is an all time great and you can tell he knows he needs to win another Super Bowl or two to really cement his legacy. He is so much fun to watch right now.