Sark coming up on The Herd in 15 minutes

gmo

in the event anyone gave a shit.

DerekJohnson

It's time for USC to get back to competin' for conference championships and national championships

Dardanus

Aaand we've got a caller! Kim from Kirkland*, Washington.

"Thanks for having me on, guys. Just wanted to say hi to steve... hi steve!
I will be in the LA area next week tracking some boys, wondering if we could hit up the sizzler? Or maybe Red Lobster? I have a gift card there!"


*I don't know if he lives in Kirkland.

GrundleStiltzkin

What a cool morning for the Herd, man.

RaceBannon

That's where we want to get back to......playing for the national title like when I was here before

GrundleStiltzkin

Over/under for the ironic "quite honestly" drops per minute of air time: 3.5

BennyBeaver

Dardanus said:

Aaand we've got a caller! Kim from Renton, Washington.

Kimmy lives in Renton.

Dardanus

Thanks for crisping that up for me.

SpoonieLuv

RaceBannon said:

That's where we want to get back to......playing for the national title like when I was here before

How is he going to recruit Carroll to USC without the help of Tosh?

Or was that the plan all along; leave him undercover at UW strategically leaving sacks of cash around the VMAC.

RaceBannon

SpoonieLuv said:

RaceBannon said:

That's where we want to get back to......playing for the national title like when I was here before

How is he going to recruit Carroll to USC without the help of Tosh?

Or was that the plan all along; leave him undercover at UW strategically leaving sacks of cash around the VMAC.

Carroll won those titles?

CuntWaffle

RaceBannon said:

SpoonieLuv said:

RaceBannon said:

That's where we want to get back to......playing for the national title like when I was here before

How is he going to recruit Carroll to USC without the help of Tosh?

Or was that the plan all along; leave him undercover at UW strategically leaving sacks of cash around the VMAC.

Carroll won those titles?

Those are Paul Allen's titles.

[Deleted User]

What a cool week for the Trojans man.

PostGameOrangeSlices

What a cool month for Sark's agent, man

BayDawg

Fuck Sark, fuck SC, fuck me, fuck the doogs

Meek

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

What a cool month for Sark's agent, man

you do have to admit that Sark does have a great agent.

DerekJohnson

Meek said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

What a cool month for Sark's agent, man

you do have to admit that Sark does have a great agent.

That is true, but if you look at the iron clad buyouts on Willingham and Sark's contracts (and maybe even Petersen's), you have to wonder what UW is doing wrong in negotiations.

CaptainPJ

DerekJohnson said:

That is true, but if you look at the iron clad buyouts on Willingham and Sark's contracts (and maybe even Petersen's), you have to wonder what UW is doing wrong in negotiations.

Prolly because UW's limp wristed BOR attorney is so disgusted that we are actually funding the football program, instead of softball and crew, that she doesn't even bother reading the contract.

It must be hard to read with tears of disgust in your eyes.

CheersWestDawg

DerekJohnson said:

Meek said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

What a cool month for Sark's agent, man

you do have to admit that Sark does have a great agent.

That is true, but if you look at the iron clad buyouts on Willingham and Sark's contracts (and maybe even Petersen's), you have to wonder what UW is doing wrong in negotiations.

Petersen's buyout is basically the remainder of his contract. Petersen needs to be who we think he is.

Meek

DerekJohnson said:

Meek said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

What a cool month for Sark's agent, man

you do have to admit that Sark does have a great agent.

That is true, but if you look at the iron clad buyouts on Willingham and Sark's contracts (and maybe even Petersen's), you have to wonder what UW is doing wrong in negotiations.

Well, I suspect Sark completely bullshitted Woody into all those assistant's contracts with his "best coaching staff in America" rhetoric... luckily for us, PHFS went on tilt and one-upped Woody. I don't know how or why or what, but it's done and I'm still smiling from that magical day.

As far as Coach P goes I think it's one of those situations where Woody really only had one card to play to get an experienced head coach who is a head coach and Coach P already had his number.

Woody had to meet the number (a billion or whatever it was) or go back to that wonderfully thorough coaching selection committee he hired last time... and we know how that ended.

MikeDamone

CaptainPJ said:

DerekJohnson said:

That is true, but if you look at the iron clad buyouts on Willingham and Sark's contracts (and maybe even Petersen's), you have to wonder what UW is doing wrong in negotiations.

Prolly because UW's limp wristed BOR attorney is so disgusted that we are actually funding the football program, instead of softball and crew, that she doesn't even bother reading the contract.

It must be hard to read with tears of disgust in your eyes.

Softball and crew are well funded.

HTH.

CaptainPJ

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