God likes FSU

DeepPurple

Just saw it on ESPN, and their QB confirmed it.

Why does God like FSU better than Auburn?

allpurpleallgold

Based on the Old Testament, because he likes rape.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Auburn's 18 pt. lead was Satan's doing.

TTJ

I'd venture Cam Newton prolly has something to do with it.

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DeepPurple said:

Just saw it on ESPN, and their QB confirmed it.

Why does God like FSU better than Auburn?

Dad thought he was allowing Auburn to lose just to fuck with Auburndawg. He didn't realize the school is in Alabama. The old fuck is getting senile and needs to be put in a home.

PostGameOrangeSlices

DeepPurple

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Great point. If we had multiple deities, like the romans and hindus and greeks, and many other cultures, then we could have a god just for sports... and he wouldn't get confused with the god in charge of starving children.

This monotheist stuff makes it confusing for us, and probably for good too.

TierbsHsotBoobs

God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.

I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah

TierbsHsotBoobs

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.

I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah

Praise be to Uncle Allah.

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.

I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah

Praise be to Uncle Allah.

Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kit

TierbsHsotBoobs

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.

I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah

Praise be to Uncle Allah.

Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kit

Do you have a better offer?

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TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.

I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah

Praise be to Uncle Allah.

Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kit

Do you have a better offer?

sheep > goats

TierbsHsotBoobs

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.

I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah

Praise be to Uncle Allah.

Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kit

Do you have a better offer?

sheep > goats

Why can't I have shoats? Abundance.

PostGameOrangeSlices

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

Jesus_Christ said:

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

God has been a big proponent of rape for centuries.

I think you have my dad confused with Uncle Allah

Praise be to Uncle Allah.

Fuck him. All he can give you is 72 virgins. Besides, they are virgin goats. That part is in small print in the Islam welcome kit

Do you have a better offer?

sheep > goats

coogreaper, true?!