Half Brain news anchor fired on first day on the job

DerekJohnson

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CheersWestDawg

Are we hiring? If we are, let's see his resume. Maybe he'll bring his hot Asian spinner co-anchor with him.

DerekJohnson

She's a cutie

RaccoonHarry

C'mon, give the guy another shot. Everybody deserves a second chance in today's society, don't they?

Southerndawg

Lemon party strikes again.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Meh, it's North Dakota, so four people were watching.

MikeDamone

I'm, um, you know, used to um, being from the east coast.

Glad to see it was in in HD.

HillsboroDuck

MikeDamone said:

I'm, um, you know, used to um, being from the east coast.

LOL

The hilarious thing is the "fuckin shit" wasn't the worst part. He was still terrible when he knew he was on the air.

RaccoonHarry

HillsboroDuck said:

MikeDamone said:

I'm, um, you know, used to um, being from the east coast.

LOL

The hilarious thing is the "fuckin shit" wasn't the worst part. He was still terrible when he knew he was on the air.

He was so bad he even threw the Viet Cong chick off her game. Or maybe she sucks too...

HillsboroDuck

RaccoonHarry said:

HillsboroDuck said:

MikeDamone said:

I'm, um, you know, used to um, being from the east coast.

LOL

The hilarious thing is the "fuckin shit" wasn't the worst part. He was still terrible when he knew he was on the air.

He was so bad he even threw the Viet Cong chick off her game. Or maybe she sucks too...

I blame North Ducotuh

TommySQC

RaccoonHarry said:

HillsboroDuck said:

MikeDamone said:

I'm, um, you know, used to um, being from the east coast.

LOL

The hilarious thing is the "fuckin shit" wasn't the worst part. He was still terrible when he knew he was on the air.

He was so bad he even threw the Viet Cong chick off her game. Or maybe she sucks too...

She does suck....long time sucky.

Works at Shanghai Sauna in Tacoma.... allegedly

RaccoonHarry

TommySQC said:

RaccoonHarry said:

HillsboroDuck said:

MikeDamone said:

I'm, um, you know, used to um, being from the east coast.

LOL

The hilarious thing is the "fuckin shit" wasn't the worst part. He was still terrible when he knew he was on the air.

He was so bad he even threw the Viet Cong chick off her game. Or maybe she sucks too...

She does suck....long time sucky.

Works at Shanghai Sauna in Tacoma.... allegedly

She must be a newbie - never seen her in there...