An Ode to Hardcore Husky

Swaye

No more coke and whores
children destroy everything
Swaye's life is over

Skimming from Uber-
more lucrative than you'd think
Baze is fucking rich

Many to Gulag
It's cause and effect, Stalin:
Dong meter now small

We? are row boat school
Peter pumper pummeled Pup
(Super hot wife too)

PRINCESS EATIG DCIK!
LEAVEs despite gift Wam access
PurpleJ: Such fag

Also, @Doog_de_Jour 's return to the ring has been very stimulating for me. TYFYS

DerekJohnson

Native American haiku?

GrundleStiltzkin

DerekJohnson said:

Native American haiku?

Swaye

DerekJohnson said:

Native American haiku?

I stole it from a white man. TABLES TURNED BITCHES!

NoWarningJustDawg

Hey, remember that beautiful parcel of land you were gifted as part of the Circle Jerk Championship? Haha, so, funny thing...

NoWarningJustDawg

Ok, from the angry sexts I'm getting this morning I see I should address a few things:

It's "win, THEN pop off!"
Same principle applies here:
Donate, THEN haiku

You get no haiku
if your handle is too long
sorry, not sorry

tailgate crowd hungry
"Where's my fucking hot dog, Bot?!
(busy searching dongs)

You're all idiots
for different reasons, but
You're still idiots

Swaye

NoWarningJustDawg said:

Ok, from the angry sexts I'm getting this morning I see I should address a few things:

It's "win, THEN pop off!"
Same principle applies here:
Donate, THEN haiku

You get no haiku
if your handle is too long
sorry, not sorry

tailgate crowd hungry
"Where's my fucking hot dog, Bot?!
(busy searching dongs)

You're all idiots
for different reasons, but
You're still idiots

Undisputed haiku champion of HH right here folks.

Doog_de_Jour

NoWarningJustDawg said:

Ok, from the angry sexts I'm getting this morning I see I should address a few things:

It's "win, THEN pop off!"
Same principle applies here:
Donate, THEN haiku

You get no haiku
if your handle is too long
sorry, not sorry

tailgate crowd hungry
"Where's my fucking hot dog, Bot?!
(busy searching dongs)

You're all idiots
for different reasons, but
You're still idiots

Quit plagiarizing my shit fucko!!!!!!!!!!!!1

YellowSnow

I ran pup and hot wife?

#BiWinning

Swaye

YellowSnow said:

I ran pup and hot wife?

#BiWinning

You should slow your roll.












lulz

NoWarningJustDawg

Doog_de_Jour said:

NoWarningJustDawg said:

Ok, from the angry sexts I'm getting this morning I see I should address a few things:

It's "win, THEN pop off!"
Same principle applies here:
Donate, THEN haiku

You get no haiku
if your handle is too long
sorry, not sorry

tailgate crowd hungry
"Where's my fucking hot dog, Bot?!
(busy searching dongs)

You're all idiots
for different reasons, but
You're still idiots

Quit plagiarizing my shit fucko!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Sorry, but OP has already designated this a thievery-friendly thread, so deal with it.

dates the sexy Soup
...only one that gets no ass
I'm such a sad cuck

masturbates a lot
[perineum joke goes here]
Grundle: Game Gif GOD

tattooed sluts have left
sad red man ponders shit life
minivan is next

Best pod guest - by far!
shit progrum does not deserve
sick beats Wilbur drops

dnc

Sneaky good poaster
Takes bored haiku to new heights
No warning. Just dawg.

Doog_de_Jour

@Tequilla - take notes. THIS is how you haiku!

dnc

Poems level up
We?re literary Clemson
Everything matters

NoWarningJustDawg

A work in progress
Defense looking skrong, again
Offense? - Shit As Fuck

What is in the box?
we are cracking down - just GONE!
Cab drinks like Merlot

Nacho sees small door
tears flow free like hot cheese sauce
...knows he will get stuck

Wish we had QB
But with all that being said,
Jake Browning still sucks

Doog_de_Jour

Oh our avatars are gone
Vanilla working for Derek?
It’s like we say...no

Doog_de_Jour

I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser

Swaye

This thread is special
Like Hardcore Husky retards
Headed to Classics

Swaye

Doog_de_Jour said:

I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser

last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?

Doog_de_Jour

Swaye said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser

last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?

Fuck!

Yeah, it’s only fair you get a pair for catching that.

NoWarningJustDawg

Swaye said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

I once had a life
Now I post on Hardcore Husky
Basement dwelling loser

last line is 6 syllables can I have your underpants?

Are you gonna wear them?
...not kink-shaming, just asking.