First pitch...

MikeDamone

Juussst a little bit outside...Could it go any other way?

https://youtu.be/0Rr9XC3hNGg

UW_Doog_Bot

Saw this. What a cock stain. I'm glad it's safe for him to go to the game. Fucking soviet esque.

RoadTrip

He got lots of participation trophies just like DuckHhunter. It's why these pussies hate the world.

NorthwestFresh

This 79 year-old shitstain has never been more happy. InStyle photo spread, first pitch, laughing all the way to the vaccine bank.

https://twitter.com/timrunshismouth/status/1286684115648098304?s=21