Police borrow kayak to rescue dog stranded in pond

DerekJohnson

https://upi.com/Odd_News/2020/07/09/Police-borrow-kayak-to-rescue-dog-stranded-in-pond/3471594315287/

MikeDamone

Did they give the kayak back?

PostGameOrangeSlices

Police will have to use lime bikes when they are defunded, or maybe borrow your car

RaceBannon

How many bullets?

CaptainPJ

Not a story.

That dog was “a light skinned” black dog.

They would have shot it, otherwise.

MelloDawg

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Police will have to use lime bikes when they are defunded, or maybe borrow your car

Returned to work a couple weeks back. If the police are doing zero about the community of homeless tents and piles of human shit outside my building, I can’t imagine what it’ll look like when they do LESS than zero.

Sledog

MelloDawg said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Police will have to use lime bikes when they are defunded, or maybe borrow your car

Returned to work a couple weeks back. If the police are doing zero about the community of homeless tents and piles of human shit outside my building, I can’t imagine what it’ll look like when they do LESS than zero.

Enjoy the fruits of your labor!

SFGbob

RaceBannon said:

How many bullets?

Damn, you know I was trying to come up with a similar angle and I never found one that was good enough.

Still have the fastball old man.

SFGbob

CaptainPJ said:

Not a story.

That dog was “a light skinned” black dog.

They would have shot it, otherwise.

This was the side of the street I was trying to work.

SFGbob

MelloDawg said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Police will have to use lime bikes when they are defunded, or maybe borrow your car

Returned to work a couple weeks back. If the police are doing zero about the community of homeless tents and piles of human shit outside my building, I can’t imagine what it’ll look like when they do LESS than zero.

Don't blame the police for that.

DerekJohnson

SFGbob said:

RaceBannon said:

How many bullets?

Damn, you know I was trying to come up with a similar angle and I never found one that was good enough.

Still have the fastball old man.

He's the Satchell Paige of the interwebs

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

MelloDawg said:

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

Police will have to use lime bikes when they are defunded, or maybe borrow your car

Returned to work a couple weeks back. If the police are doing zero about the community of homeless tents and piles of human shit outside my building, I can’t imagine what it’ll look like when they do LESS than zero.

Homelessness is not a crime. You can thank @mayorJenny and the city council.

SpoonieLuv

Sledog

FYI I never had to shoot a dog. I like dogs. We dealt with Pit Bulls on drug warrants by dropping a flash bang near them. They ran and hid until we left. Dogs are awesome and just doing the job and they don't know their owners are pieces of shit.

Alexis

SpoonieLuv said:

This is way too funny to me.