Uncle Phil Dies

bananasnblondes

Unfortunately, not the one you're thinking of

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/james-avery-dead-65-fresh-prince-bel-air-190000424-us-weekly.html

RaccoonHarry

Wouldn't matter - Knight's will has the UO very well taken care of. Book it.

whatshouldicareabout

Actually, he was the first one I thought of.

creepycoug

RaccoonHarry said:

Wouldn't matter - Knight's will has the UO very well taken care of. Book it.

what I've heard is UofO will get a massive windfall when he goes. that said, you can't replace the value of his influence and of his motor. it's the pressure to do well that they will miss when he's not around.

RaccoonHarry

creepycoug said:

RaccoonHarry said:

Wouldn't matter - Knight's will has the UO very well taken care of. Book it.

what I've heard is UofO will get a massive windfall when he goes. that said, you can't replace the value of his influence and of his motor. it's the pressure to do well that they will miss when he's not around.

True, he is obviously an incredibly driven and competitive guy whose presence would be greatly missed.

TommySQC

creepycoug said:

RaccoonHarry said:

Wouldn't matter - Knight's will has the UO very well taken care of. Book it.

what I've heard is UofO will get a massive windfall when he goes. that said, you can't replace the value of his influence and of his motor. it's the pressure to do well that they will miss when he's not around.

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Legacy Fund.

TheHB

When Knight dies, Oregon will get large stacks of cash and a big party with lots of hookers and blow. They'll be set for life, and it will be cool brah. The thing I can see happening in that tree-hugging libtard outpost is a Cal-like uprising where the "educators" start getting butt hurt about the overemphasis of athletics and the misguided and misplaced focus on athletes who only care about going to the NFL. Without Knight around, it will become harder and harder to fight these assholes and swoosh them in the twat.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

That guy was six months ahead on his meals. Don't let yourself go like that kids.

creepycoug

TheHB said:

When Knight dies, Oregon will get large stacks of cash and a big party with lots of hookers and blow. They'll be set for life, and it will be cool brah. The thing I can see happening in that tree-hugging libtard outpost is a Cal-like uprising where the "educators" start getting butt hurt about the overemphasis of athletics and the misguided and misplaced focus on athletes who only care about going to the NFL. Without Knight around, it will become harder and harder to fight these assholes and swoosh them in the twat.

I think that is exactly correct. Eventually the eggheads win unless you're in the anywhere in the southeastern US but Vanderbilt.

Mosster47

Uncle Phil's, like all actual wealthy people's funds have significantly grown as the middle class took an ass pounding over the last five years.

He gained almost $2 billion just hanging out.

He has no heirs and has one true passion. When he does pass away he will leave Oregon $1 billion at the least to the academic side, and will leave at least half of that to the athletic side. The flooring and furniture in Eugene will be really special post-Phil.

dnc

There is only one Uncle Phil.

RIP, Judge Banks.

RaccoonHarry

Mosster47 said:

Uncle Phil's, like all actual wealthy people's funds have significantly grown as the middle class took an ass pounding over the last five years.

He gained almost $2 billion just hanging out.

He has no heirs and has one true passion. When he does pass away he will leave Oregon $1 billion at the least to the academic side, and will leave at least half of that to the athletic side. The flooring and furniture in Eugene will be really special post-Phil.

No heirs? One son died in a scuba diving accident but he has another.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Mosster47 said:

Uncle Phil's, like all actual wealthy people's funds have significantly grown as the middle class took an ass pounding over the last thirty-five years.

He gained almost $2 billion just hanging out.

He has no heirs and has one true passion. When he does pass away he will leave Oregon $1 billion at the least to the academic side, and will leave at least half of that to the athletic side. The flooring and furniture in Eugene will be really special post-Phil.

FTFY

TheHB

RaccoonHarry said:

Mosster47 said:

Uncle Phil's, like all actual wealthy people's funds have significantly grown as the middle class took an ass pounding over the last five years.

He gained almost $2 billion just hanging out.

He has no heirs and has one true passion. When he does pass away he will leave Oregon $1 billion at the least to the academic side, and will leave at least half of that to the athletic side. The flooring and furniture in Eugene will be really special post-Phil.

No heirs? One son died in a scuba diving accident but he has another.

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Too soon?