Important Message for the Bored: Comments about Commits

Swaye

Okay guys. I get the frustration. I get that every move we? are making is a real head scratcher. But, some of the comments about these kids are over the line. How would you feel if you were 17 years old and a bunch of grown men were ripping you to shreds? Clean it up out here or the ban hammer will be swift and merciless.

















Just kidding. I hate the kids. Fuck the kids. If we take one more shitty recruit nobody has ever heard of I am going on a firebombing mission. The real message in this thread is for everyone telling me to not freak out. Go fuck yourself. This is a goddamn flaming shit-wreck. We are fighting it out with Western Buttfuck Tech for our HIGH end recruits. Our low end recruits are kids nobody has ever heard of. Anywhere. Ever. What a fucking joke.

I remember when Lake got hired I thought "nice coaching search Jen you dumb shit." Thought it was a terrible move. But, the one positive I assumed is that recruiting would pick up, or at least stay the same. This whole thing is failure on a level I did not think possible. Fuck this program. Fuck the AD. Fuck the coaches. Fuck the kids. And really FUCK everyone telling me to let it play out. It is playing out right before our eyes and it is a goddamn dumpster fire that can be seen from space.

dnc

#That'sMyMod

TheRoarOfTheCrowd

A touching and heartfelt message

bananasnblondes

If we shit all over the shitty recruits, theres a chance they read it, get their feelings hurt, and decommit. Then our recruiters might actually have to go out and try harder to get the good players

dnc

I will always bash the kids. I hate the kids.

Just because I like college football means I have to start acting like a bunch of overprivileged meatheads deserve my admiration?

Fuck the kids, fuck our football program and especially fuck the fact that I spend The majority of my free time obsessing over worthless minutiae about a craptacular college football team.

greenblood

This is all about you wanting to use “shit-wreck” isn’t it?

Swaye

greenblood said:

This is all about you wanting to use “shit-wreck” isn’t it?

UW_Doog_Bot

Swaye

Another day, another shitty recruit nobody wanted. We had to go all the way to Texas to find someone nobody else wanted this time. Why not just offer some random shitbag from Puyallup? Doesn't even have to be a football player. Just spray out some offers to the band dorks.

Fuck Lake. Fuck the assistants. Fuck the kids. Fuck the kids parents. Fuck it all. Napalm the entire thing.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye said:

Another day, another shitty recruit nobody wanted. We had to go all the way to Texas to find someone nobody else wanted this time. Why not just offer some random shitbag from Puyallup? Doesn't even have to be a football player. Just spray out some offers to the band dorks.

Fuck Lake. Fuck the assistants. Fuck the kids. Fuck the kids parents. Fuck it all. Napalm the entire thing.

Motrboatnsob

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1279007856633753605?s=21

Add this to the I hate the kids thread

1to392831weretaken

Motrboatnsob said:

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1279007856633753605?s=21

Add this to the I hate the kids thread

And that was just from a single initiation, er, ritual!

UW_Doog_Bot

Motrboatnsob said:

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1279007856633753605?s=21

Add this to the I hate the kids thread

UW going to have herd immunity in time to save the football season!

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

Swaye said:

Okay guys. I get the frustration. I get that every move we? are making is a real head scratcher. But, some of the comments about these kids are over the line. How would you feel if you were 17 years old and a bunch of grown men were ripping you to shreds? Clean it up out here or the ban hammer will be swift and merciless.

















Just kidding. I hate the kids. Fuck the kids. If we take one more shitty recruit nobody has ever heard of I am going on a firebombing mission. The real message in this thread is for everyone telling me to not freak out. Go fuck yourself. This is a goddamn flaming shit-wreck. We are fighting it out with Western Buttfuck Tech for our HIGH end recruits. Our low end recruits are kids nobody has ever heard of. Anywhere. Ever. What a fucking joke.

I remember when Lake got hired I thought "nice coaching search Jen you dumb shit." Thought it was a terrible move. But, the one positive I assumed is that recruiting would pick up, or at least stay the same. This whole thing is failure on a level I did not think possible. Fuck this program. Fuck the AD. Fuck the coaches. Fuck the kids. And really FUCK everyone telling me to let it play out. It is playing out right before our eyes and it is a goddamn dumpster fire that can be seen from space.

@Swaye left a better message in the Wam regarding his feelings toward recruiting.

dirtysouwfdawg

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Motrboatnsob said:

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1279007856633753605?s=21

Add this to the I hate the kids thread

UW going to have herd immunity in time to save the football season!

Clemson has figured it out.

godawgst

when we used to get the "woof" bat signal I was excited. Now I brace myself it's actually a oof (sister saying to ugh)

Edwin_Bambino

Motrboatnsob said:

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1279007856633753605?s=21

Add this to the I hate the kids thread

Growing up as a “townie” in NE Seattle in HS we used to drive down frat row and rock UW frat bro’s with eggs on Friday and Saturday nights when we had nothing better to do. No regrets.

UW_Doog_Bot

Edwin_Bambino said:

Motrboatnsob said:

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1279007856633753605?s=21

Add this to the I hate the kids thread

Growing up as a “townie” in NE Seattle in HS we used to drive down frat row and rock UW frat bro’s with eggs on Friday and Saturday nights when we had nothing better to do. No regrets.

I was in rugby and we did security for the frats. They would ask us to chase after people like you and we would laugh at them.

FireCohen

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Edwin_Bambino said:

Motrboatnsob said:

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1279007856633753605?s=21

Add this to the I hate the kids thread

Growing up as a “townie” in NE Seattle in HS we used to drive down frat row and rock UW frat bro’s with eggs on Friday and Saturday nights when we had nothing better to do. No regrets.

I was in rugby and we did security for the frats. They would ask us to chase after people like you and we would laugh at them.

rugby? uw has a club?

dnc

FireCohen said:

UW_Doog_Bot said:

Edwin_Bambino said:

Motrboatnsob said:

https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1279007856633753605?s=21

Add this to the I hate the kids thread

Growing up as a “townie” in NE Seattle in HS we used to drive down frat row and rock UW frat bro’s with eggs on Friday and Saturday nights when we had nothing better to do. No regrets.

I was in rugby and we did security for the frats. They would ask us to chase after people like you and we would laugh at them.

rugby? uw has a club?

Knew here?

Canadawg

Swaye said:

Another day, another shitty recruit nobody wanted. We had to go all the way to Texas to find someone nobody else wanted this time. Why not just offer some random shitbag from Puyallup? Doesn't even have to be a football player. Just spray out some offers to the band dorks.

Fuck Lake. Fuck the assistants. Fuck the kids. Fuck the kids parents. Fuck it all. Napalm the entire thing.

Think this is the year of the northern invasion