BYU viewing party in Provo...

PurpleBaze

I was disappointed that we didn't get any updates from ESPN on this wonderful gathering of 250 BYU die-hards. I would have liked to have seen their reaction to the 2nd half action and to the final result of the game. Must suck for them to have to absorb the loss without the help of alcohol.

crow

They have all 8 wives to gang bang

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crow said:

They have all 8 wives to gang bang

PurpleThrobber

Where do the other 7 dudes who should have married one of the sister wives go in the Mormon faith?

The Catholics can stash them as priests.

Haid_D_Salaami

Travis Morris said:

crow said:

They have all 8 wives to gang bang

Never been to Utah? Let me help you out newfriend....













There's a good reason why horny old polygamists have staked out Utah as their hunting ground. Just sayin....

RoadDawg55

There's hot chicks in every state, even South Dakota. Utah doesn't have that many. I haven't been everywhere, but warm weather areas typically have more babes.

PurpleBaze

I did some work in Salt Lake City for a few years. Yes, there are definitely some hotties over there. Rumor has it that some of them like to take it in the 2-hole, because they think it preserves their virginity.

PurpleThrobber

Inbreeding brings out the desired traits in bitches.

Anal tendencies and hand jobs in exchange for mental cunning.

PurpleBaze

RoadDawg55 said:

There's hot chicks in every state, even South Dakota. Utah doesn't have that many. I haven't been everywhere, but warm weather areas typically have more babes.

You may have a poont here...

RoadDawg55

Out of all the places I have been, the girls in Nashville take the title, even over LA, Austin, and wherever the fuck ASU is.

When I get to a computer, I will provide some pics so it is not all a lie.

Haid_D_Salaami

PurpleBaze said:

I did some work in Salt Lake City for a few years. Yes, there are definitely some hotties over there. Rumor has it that some of them like to take it in the 2-hole, because they think it preserves their virginity.

Lived in Utah for 4 years. Also lived in SoCal, WA, OR and in Oklahoma, Texas and the south in the Military. Not to mention WY, MT, ID and ND...

Utah is crawling with hot little betches. And there is no truth to the rumor that they like it 2-hole to preserve their virginity. They take it 2-hole because they are little sloots. They'll give up the 1-hole easy enough. The whole myth about "good little mormon girls" gives me belly laughs every time I hear it.

no_uh

RoadDawg55 said:

Out of all the places I have been, the girls in Nashville take the title, even over LA, Austin, and wherever the fuck ASU is.

When I get to a computer, I will provide some pics so it is not all a lie.

No need for pics, I can confirm.