Newspaper from Jesus' Birthday Discovered...

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PostGameOrangeSlices

You should try using critical thinking. You'd be surprised at how your belief system would change.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

PostGameOrangeSlices said:

You should try using critical thinking. You'd be surprised at how your belief system would change.

Hey pal, Death2Ducks got into Harvard. He can also kill 150 commies with his bare hands! Shut the hell up!

SandyHooker

Birth of Jesus was one of the greatest cover-ups of all time. Joseph got her knocked up and they concocted the "Conceived by the Holy Spirit" story. Elizabeth's idea was to say she was attacked and raped by a goat. She was KrisVashonFS like that. Joseph wanted her to have an abortion but the coat hanger wasn't invented yet. So the story was put together.

Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, all lacking life experiences, bought that bullshit story and the rest is history.

Even King Herod bought that bullshit line, and murdered all the baby boys of that time for nothing.

One of the wisemen's daughters went to high school with Mary. "You should have seen her back then. She fucked Jews, Romans, AND Samaritans, sometimes 3 at a time. Surprised it took her this long to get knocked up. She even let me hit her with the strap-on donkey dong."

At least that's what I'm hearing.

Merry Christmas and fuck off.

And since Xmas is on a Wednesday:

TierbsHsotBoobs

SandyHooker said:

Birth of Jesus was one of the greatest cover-ups of all time. Joseph got her knocked up and they concocted the "Conceived by the Holy Spirit" story. Elizabeth's idea was to say she was attacked and raped by a goat. She was KrisVashonFS like that. Joseph wanted her to have an abortion but the coat hanger wasn't invented yet. So the story was put together.

Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John, all lacking life experiences, bought that bullshit story and the rest is history.

Even King Herod bought that bullshit line, and murdered all the baby boys of that time for nothing.

One of the wisemen's daughters went to high school with Mary. "You should have seen her back then. She fucked Jews, Romans, AND Samaritans, sometimes 3 at a time. Surprised it took her this long to get knocked up. She even let me hit her with the strap-on donkey dong."

At least that's what I'm hearing.

Merry Christmas and fuck off.

And since Xmas is on a Wednesday:

This needs to get copied to the front page ASAP.

allpurpleallgold

I know you're being sarcastic but the printing press wasn't invented until 1450.

SandyHooker

allpurpleallgold said:

I know you're being sarcastic but the printing press wasn't invented until 1450.

Printing press superiority guy

DerekJohnson

Printing Press Superiority Guy is the worst type to run into at holiday parties.