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RoadTrip

I truly hope the pressure your Sheriffs are puting on the governor help open up the fishing. That is some of the biggest BS I've heard during this shitshow. I didn't think it would help but I showed up at a meeting where my club was able to present to the Board of Health Director in our county. She listened and I think we convinced her to reopen golf. We'll have her final ruling on Friday.

GrundleStiltzkin

How were that many gay dudes in a single room able to maintain distancing? The sexual tension is real.

RoadTrip

GrundleStiltzkin said:

How were that many gay dudes in a single room able to maintain distancing? The sexual tension is real.

For me it's not so much about the golf anymore. My crew gets pretty loaded and it's a blast. I swear my handicap would drop about 5 points if I ever played sober. FWIW, we did social distance.

WestlinnDuck

Good luck. I'm assuming she got her job because she is a tool. Outside golf was a no brainier compared to operating the NYC subway for any one. NYC death rate is 1000 per million. Oregon death rate is 20 per million. Don't think any Oregon golfers are dead from the chicom crud caught on a golf course.

MikeDamone

Keep it closed. You can't be too careful. 2nd wave is coming.

GreenRiverGatorz

Bans on golf, fishing, state parks, trails, etc. have never made much sense. It's clearly time to start talking about precision, instead of this blunt tool we've been using thus far. Just take the easy lay ups for some cheap morale boosts.

PurpleThrobber

GreenRiverGatorz said:

Bans on golf, fishing, state parks, trails, etc. have never made much sense. It's clearly time to start talking about precision, instead of this blunt tool we've been using thus far. Just take the easy lay ups for some cheap morale boosts.

It's the various lapdogs in state government letting Inslee rest his balls on their chin. They aren't going to do shit until Benito says 'go'.

God forbid they don't fall in line with Central Party Planning. Inslee's gulag is a tar paper shack in Concrete for the DF&W guys.

Same thing with the Regional Health Department chiefs. They are standing in line to choke down Benito's sperm. This is their goddamned 15 minutes of fame and they are going to milk it for every second on attention-whoring available before being sent back to the basement.

dflea

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Sledog

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Idaho stopped out of state fishing licenses Washington residents were flooding in. You'd think it's summer already. Half the license plates around town and in the store lots are Washington.

PurpleThrobber

Sledog said:

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Idaho stopped out of state fishing licenses Washington residents were flooding in. You'd think it's summer already. Half the license plates around town and in the store lots are Washington.

Why do you hate old rich white Spokane people?

doogie

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Guaranfuckingteed the tuff people of Forks would rather take your dirty Covid money and risk it than to Starve from your Feelings and Care about them

ThomasFremont

doogie said:

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Guaranfuckingteed the tuff people of Forks would rather take your dirty Covid money and risk it than to Starve from your Feelings and Care about them

This must be killing their Twilight tourism

doogie

Shake it if ya got it

Sledog

PurpleThrobber said:

Sledog said:

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Idaho stopped out of state fishing licenses Washington residents were flooding in. You'd think it's summer already. Half the license plates around town and in the store lots are Washington.

Why do you hate old rich white Spokane people?

Don't hate them but dislike the crowds when you have to go shopping.

PurpleThrobber

Sledog said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Sledog said:

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Idaho stopped out of state fishing licenses Washington residents were flooding in. You'd think it's summer already. Half the license plates around town and in the store lots are Washington.

Why do you hate old rich white Spokane people?

Don't hate them but dislike the crowds when you have to go shopping.

Yeah - more than 4 people at the Athol Ace Hardware/Super 1 is a bitch.

GrundleStiltzkin

PurpleThrobber said:

Sledog said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Sledog said:

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Idaho stopped out of state fishing licenses Washington residents were flooding in. You'd think it's summer already. Half the license plates around town and in the store lots are Washington.

Why do you hate old rich white Spokane people?

Don't hate them but dislike the crowds when you have to go shopping.

Yeah - more than 4 people at the Athol Ace Hardware/Super 1 is a bitch.

I've been there.

PurpleThrobber

GrundleStiltzkin said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Sledog said:

PurpleThrobber said:

Sledog said:

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Idaho stopped out of state fishing licenses Washington residents were flooding in. You'd think it's summer already. Half the license plates around town and in the store lots are Washington.

Why do you hate old rich white Spokane people?

Don't hate them but dislike the crowds when you have to go shopping.

Yeah - more than 4 people at the Athol Ace Hardware/Super 1 is a bitch.

I've been there.

Yeah, it was strange seeing a toilet running down the frozen food aisle.

MikeDamone

doogie said:

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Guaranfuckingteed the tuff people of Forks would rather take your dirty Covid money and risk it than to Starve from your Feelings and Care about them

No shit. Any rational person who understands possible vs probable would be happy to “risk it”. Why do so many think getting China virus a a death sentence. Don’t take grandpa out of the nursing home for a fishing trip. Other than that, open this thing up.

Kaepsknee

MikeDamone said:

doogie said:

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just please ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Guaranfuckingteed the tuff people of Forks would rather take your dirty Covid money and risk it than to Starve from your Feelings and Care about them

No shit. Any rational person who understands possible vs probable would be happy to “risk it”. Why do so many think getting China virus a a death sentence. Don’t take grandpa out of the nursing home for a fishing trip. Other than that, open this thing up.

Actually Grandpa would be much better off in the fishing boat than in the nursing home. If we really cared about Grandpa, we would have took him home by now.

dflea

doogie said:

dflea said:

The fishing ban makes a bit of sense, but not as it is currently enforced. I'd be in Neah Bay fishing today if the ban wasn't in place, and I'm sure the last thing Neah Bay needs is a bunch of people from the Seattle metro area dragging covid 19 into town. Same with Forks. These small towns don't need Typhoid Mary paying a visit.

Of course, this is easily remedied by saying you can only fish in your home county or something to that effect, but as expected, WDFW chose the easy and lazy approach instead. Shocking, I know.

I seriously think I could get away with fishing closed waters I'd never think of fishing otherwise. I don't think the gamies are prowling like they usually are and there'd be no competition either. And if a warden did show up, they're not going to want to talk to you - just plead ignant and I bet they'd just tell you to go home.

Guaranfuckingteed the tuff people of Forks would rather take your dirty Covid money and risk it than to Starve from your Feelings and Care about them

That's a cool story except the mayors of all the coastal towns have asked people not to come. I suppose you and Damone could run out there and tell them what fuckin' pussies they are. Tell us how it goes.

I didn't stay home from Neah Bay because I'm scared - I stayed home because they requested us to and since we're not whiny little cunts, we agreed to.

doogie

Yes, I heard those radio commercials, too. Produced in the Big city by outsiders who get Paid to fan the flames of fear and panic.