South Park episode bracket challenge: Where is Butters' Bottom Bitch seeded?
In fact, now that I'm looking at it, Season 13 as a whole was skrooooong:
1.) The Ring. Kenny's trying to bang his girlfriend, but she gives him a purity ring because the Jonas Brothers tell her to. The Jonas Brothers turn out to be tools of Evil Mickey Mouse to make little girls horny and buy more shit.
2.) The Coon. 'Nuff said.
3.) Margaritaville. The economy is crashing, nobody can stop buying shit they don't need, Stan attempts to return Randy's Margaritaville margarita blender (with salsa dispenser), Randy becomes a prophet to the religion of "The Economy." Stan eventually works his way all the way up to the Federal Reserve, where he discovers they make their decisions like this: Which is much funnier when you can hear the kazoo... @RaceBannon, I could think of worse South Park episodes for you to get started on. You'd probably get a big kick out of this one.
4.) Eat, Pray, Queef. Terrance and Phillip are replaced with the Queef Sisters over claims of network sexism. Men fight back against the queefing.
5.) Fishsticks. Another classic, in which Kanye West just can't get Jimmy's fish dicks joke.
6.) Pinewood Derby. Randy tries cheating in the soapbox derby, accidentally discovering warp speed and entering Earth into the galactic community. Then Randy fucks it up.
7.) Fatbeard. Cartman discovers that pirates exist and talks the boys into heading over the the libertarian paradise of Somalia, where there are no rules and pirates can be pirates. Sniper scene at the end is fucking hilarious.
8.) Dead Celebrities. Probably would be closer to the "dud" category were it not for Chipotlaway, the product designed to clean the blood stains out of your underwear after eating at Chipotle.
9.) Butters' Bottom Bitch. Two-seed at the lowest. "Hey Bebe, wanna make some real motherfuckin' money? Why you givin' out kisses for free on the playground, Wendy, when you could be makin' some real motherfuckin' money!?"
10.) W.T.F. The boys start their own WWF-style wrestling league. The school's actual wrestling coach takes massive offense, keeps trying to show people what "real" wrestling is, and gets fired for possession of gay porn. It's awesome.
11.) Whale Whores. The boys' trip to the aquarium is ruined when random Japanese people run in and start stabbing all the whales and dolphins to death. The boys end up on a reality show, combating Japanese whale hunting.
12.) The F Word. Possibly my favorite all time episode. Definitely a 1-seed. The boys try changing the dictionary definition of "fag" to mean "loud, annoying Harley riders who crave attention like 14 year old girls."
13.) Dances With Smurfs. In a hilarious and controversial scene, the boy who reads the announcements every morning gets brutally murdered as everyone casually listens in. Cartman and Wendy (and a funny spoof of Casey Kasem) compete to take over the job. Cartman becomes a Glenn Beck parody, the whole episode becomes an Avatar parody. Good stuff.
14.) Pee. Probably the only real dud of the whole season, and it's not completely unwatchable.
Looks like South Park is going to win the bracket challenge rather easily, say 34-17, but I'd nominate Season 13 in the tourney for best single season of television ever. Right up there with Seinfeld season 4 and Westworld season 1.
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-Scott Tenorman Must Die
-Make Love, Not Warcraft
-The Return of the Lord of the Rings to the Two Towers
-Imagionationland trilogy
I dont know if I could do the seeding though. I'd just keep thinking of favorite episodes and fail to make decisions.
Some other all timers off the top:
-Casa Bonita
-Trapped in the Closet
-Fishsticks
-Christian Rock Hard
-The Entity
-Krazy Kripples
The one where they close the buffet joint to starve the old people so they wont drive anymore is also among my favorites.
You're in favor of major boobage but against The Sopranos?!?!
@1to392831weretaken
In fact, now that I'm looking at it, Season 13 as a whole was skrooooong:
1.) The Ring. Kenny's trying to bang his girlfriend, but she gives him a purity ring because the Jonas Brothers tell her to. The Jonas Brothers turn out to be tools of Evil Mickey Mouse to make little girls horny and buy more shit.
2.) The Coon. 'Nuff said.
3.) Margaritaville. The economy is crashing, nobody can stop buying shit they don't need, Stan attempts to return Randy's Margaritaville margarita blender (with salsa dispenser), Randy becomes a prophet to the religion of "The Economy." Stan eventually works his way all the way up to the Federal Reserve, where he discovers they make their decisions like this:
Which is much funnier when you can hear the kazoo... @RaceBannon, I could think of worse South Park episodes for you to get started on. You'd probably get a big kick out of this one.
4.) Eat, Pray, Queef. Terrance and Phillip are replaced with the Queef Sisters over claims of network sexism. Men fight back against the queefing.
5.) Fishsticks. Another classic, in which Kanye West just can't get Jimmy's fish dicks joke.
6.) Pinewood Derby. Randy tries cheating in the soapbox derby, accidentally discovering warp speed and entering Earth into the galactic community. Then Randy fucks it up.
7.) Fatbeard. Cartman discovers that pirates exist and talks the boys into heading over the the libertarian paradise of Somalia, where there are no rules and pirates can be pirates. Sniper scene at the end is fucking hilarious.
8.) Dead Celebrities. Probably would be closer to the "dud" category were it not for Chipotlaway, the product designed to clean the blood stains out of your underwear after eating at Chipotle.
9.) Butters' Bottom Bitch. Two-seed at the lowest. "Hey Bebe, wanna make some real motherfuckin' money? Why you givin' out kisses for free on the playground, Wendy, when you could be makin' some real motherfuckin' money!?"
10.) W.T.F. The boys start their own WWF-style wrestling league. The school's actual wrestling coach takes massive offense, keeps trying to show people what "real" wrestling is, and gets fired for possession of gay porn. It's awesome.
11.) Whale Whores. The boys' trip to the aquarium is ruined when random Japanese people run in and start stabbing all the whales and dolphins to death. The boys end up on a reality show, combating Japanese whale hunting.
12.) The F Word. Possibly my favorite all time episode. Definitely a 1-seed. The boys try changing the dictionary definition of "fag" to mean "loud, annoying Harley riders who crave attention like 14 year old girls."
13.) Dances With Smurfs. In a hilarious and controversial scene, the boy who reads the announcements every morning gets brutally murdered as everyone casually listens in. Cartman and Wendy (and a funny spoof of Casey Kasem) compete to take over the job. Cartman becomes a Glenn Beck parody, the whole episode becomes an Avatar parody. Good stuff.
14.) Pee. Probably the only real dud of the whole season, and it's not completely unwatchable.
Looks like South Park is going to win the bracket challenge rather easily, say 34-17, but I'd nominate Season 13 in the tourney for best single season of television ever. Right up there with Seinfeld season 4 and Westworld season 1.