Dammit I did it

Pitchfork51

I watched the rise of Skywalker

It's so awful and stupid I want to die

YellowSnow

I can proudly say I have not seen one prequel or sequel other than Rogue 1 which didn’t totally suck.

Swaye

Rogue One was good. Solo wasn't terrible (I realize I am alone on this). All the rest of it is absolute garbage.

Pitchfork51

This new shit is so fucking bad that I don't even hate the prequels anymore.

chuck

Phantom Menace is factually the worst movie ever. Attack of the clones is on the list.

I've seen a couple of the newer ones but I'm not sure which. I wasn't into them but they seemed way better than the first prequel trilogy which was embarrassingly bad.

Pitchfork51

chuck said:

Phantom Menace is factually the worst movie ever. Attack of the clones is on the list.

I've seen a couple of the newer ones but I'm not sure which. I wasn't into them but they seemed way better than the first prequel trilogy which was embarrassingly bad.

Just watch the third

Then come crawling back with an apology


The prequels had terrible lines, bad acting, and goofy ass CGI but at least it had a coherent story that was planned out.

This is pure and utter shit. None of it makes any sense at all. Every single scene is pointless.

PurpleThrobber

YellowSnow said:

I can proudly say I have not seen one prequel or sequel other than Rogue 1 which didn’t totally suck.

Can proudly say The Throbber has never watched any Star Wars related movie since the original trilogy.

ThomasFremont

Rogue One is the only good new movie.

Prequels are better than the sequels.

Sequel trilogy has better CGI (duh) and some pretty good actors (Adam Driver owns). BUT the story is fucking garbage with no direction, logic, or coherent structure.

Attack of the Clones is still the worst SW movie.

1to392831weretaken

All this means is that the Plinkett review will be extra special. Just wait for the eventual payoff.

Gladstone

"dammit" (sic) is in the thread title and thread isn't about blink 182. shame.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ

RoadDawg55

YellowSnow said:

I can proudly say I have not seen one prequel or sequel other than Rogue 1 which didn’t totally suck.

Rogue 1 was okay for a Star Wars movie. All of them are overrated to me. I have never been a fan.

Pitchfork51

ThomasFremont said:

Rogue One is the only good new movie.

Prequels are better than the sequels.

Sequel trilogy has better CGI (duh) and some pretty good actors (Adam Driver owns). BUT the story is fucking garbage with no direction, logic, or coherent structure.

Attack of the Clones is still the worst SW movie.

Pitchfork51

That description is the only perfectly correct thing I've ever read on this site


Except for maybe some joob pics

Swaye

Pitchfork51 said:

That description is the only perfectly correct thing I've ever read on this site


Except for maybe some joob pics

LebamDawg

I turned off whatever prequel it was where Jar Jar Dinks opened its mouth and haven't seen Star Wars shit since.

YellowSnow

Gladstone said:

"dammit" (sic) is in the thread title and thread isn't about blink 182. shame.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ

I went to high school and middle with those guys @Gladstone . They fucking suck.

Doog_de_Jour

Swaye said:

Rogue One was good. Solo wasn't terrible (I realize I am alone on this). All the rest of it is absolute garbage.

You are not alone. I think the actor who played Young Han did a serviceable job. Donald Glover was pitch perfect as Young Lando. Khaleesi was a decent love interest. The plot, while clunky, was fine. It was an entertaining popcorn movie. Problem is all the Star Wars fan boys refused to be objective about it and poisoned the word-of-mouth well and it tanked at the box office before the average movie goer could give it a chance.

Nobody hates SW movies more than a SW fan.

Gladstone

YellowSnow said:

Gladstone said:

"dammit" (sic) is in the thread title and thread isn't about blink 182. shame.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ

I went to high school and middle with those guys @Gladstone . They fucking suck.

Stories please.

Doogles

YellowSnow said:

Gladstone said:

"dammit" (sic) is in the thread title and thread isn't about blink 182. shame.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ

I went to high school and middle with those guys @Gladstone . They fucking suck.

I shamelessly love Blink

Gladstone

Doogles said:

YellowSnow said:

Gladstone said:

"dammit" (sic) is in the thread title and thread isn't about blink 182. shame.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ

I went to high school and middle with those guys @Gladstone . They fucking suck.

I shamelessly love Blink

1000000%

YellowSnow

Gladstone said:

YellowSnow said:

Gladstone said:

"dammit" (sic) is in the thread title and thread isn't about blink 182. shame.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT0g16_LQaQ

I went to high school and middle with those guys @Gladstone . They fucking suck.

Stories please.

None really @Gladstone . Tom DeLong was at my Middle School and then HS. I didn’t know him. I was an extreme introvert noyd back then. Not the extrovert bully I became later in life.