Coronavirus found in air samples up to 13 feet from patients

AtomicPiss

https://news.yahoo.com/coronavirus-found-air-samples-13-feet-patients-231032581.html

Fire_Marshall_Bill

Better not even leave the house then

ramenduck

Why even play the games at this point.

LebamDawg

Hell a fart can do more damage - only 13 feet would be a disappointment

MikeDamone

Sounds grim

MelloDawg

Skeptical on this, especially because hospitals are basically empty.

Kaepsknee

Guys. We just gotta stay the course.

https://twitter.com/loserslose69/status/1249431746526863360?s=21

GrundleStiltzkin

salemcoog said:

Guys. We just gotta stay the course.

https://twitter.com/loserslose69/status/1249431746526863360?s=21

The cognitive dissonance in Sven's branding is too much.

TurdBomber

How come there aren't any mass suicides like the Heaven's Gate Cult during times like these? Seems like the perfect time.

Those nerds knew how to die really well, but their timing was shit.

LebamDawg

TurdBomber said:

How come there aren't any mass suicides like the Heaven's Gate Cult during times like these? Seems like the perfect time.

Those nerds knew how to die really well, but their timing was shit.

They just need a leader

WestlinnDuck

Being infected with a very low level of a virus leads to much better results than being infected with a high level of the virus. Go figure. One possible reason that so many asymptomatic Wuhan Flu victims are out there. Rather have a few thousand viruses enter your nasal passage than millions from standing next to someone on a NYC subway petri dish. Notice that these panic stories don't really tell the whole story.