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  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    Bob_C said:
    Rand would go Boyd Crowder Harlan County on Mitt's punk ass.

    I don't know. Mitt pulls little girls' hair and that might just be enough to kick Paul's ass. A fucking lib cunt kicked his ass on his own lawn.
    Once again Rand was blindly tackled while mowing his lawn and suffered broken ribs. That is not getting your ass kicked. Did Scalise get his ass kicked while gunned down at baseball practice?
    Getting gunned down is not the equivalent of getting tackled. Even with cracked ribs, a man should be able to at least defend himself a little. In no way am I saying Mitt isn't a pussy because he is but Rand hardly strikes me as a man whonis going to kick anyone's ass.
    I'm guessing you never broke any ribs, Roady.
    h
    You want to effectively paralyze a guy in a fight? Break his ribs.
    And I can tell you from personal experience about 5 times the most effective way to end the fight is a straight short punch breaking the nose. From there you can go for the hooks to the chin or ribs to put him down.
    Why not both.gif?

    True Story: I was legendary at the Knockout video game, BITD. Not only did I master the game, beating Pizza Pasta, Kid Quick and the rest, but it translated to the street. It bore fruit in a street fight with a guy about 3" taller and 30lbs heavier when I ducked under his for-all-the-money right and smashed the fuck out of his nose with a brutal, straight right that dish-ragged him. Hardest punch I ever landed and everyone heard the "crunch" when I landed it.

    Saw the fucker about 2 weeks later and his nose looked like the letter Z.

    Amazing how satisfying a well-thrown and landed punch can be.

    Just axe Swaye.
  • Sledog
    Sledog Member Posts: 38,610 Standard Supporter

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    Bob_C said:
    Rand would go Boyd Crowder Harlan County on Mitt's punk ass.

    I don't know. Mitt pulls little girls' hair and that might just be enough to kick Paul's ass. A fucking lib cunt kicked his ass on his own lawn.
    Once again Rand was blindly tackled while mowing his lawn and suffered broken ribs. That is not getting your ass kicked. Did Scalise get his ass kicked while gunned down at baseball practice?
    Getting gunned down is not the equivalent of getting tackled. Even with cracked ribs, a man should be able to at least defend himself a little. In no way am I saying Mitt isn't a pussy because he is but Rand hardly strikes me as a man whonis going to kick anyone's ass.
    I'm guessing you never broke any ribs, Roady.
    h
    You want to effectively paralyze a guy in a fight? Break his ribs.
    And I can tell you from personal experience about 5 times the most effective way to end the fight is a straight short punch breaking the nose. From there you can go for the hooks to the chin or ribs to put him down.
    Why not both.gif?

    True Story: I was legendary at the Knockout video game, BITD. Not only did I master the game, beating Pizza Pasta, Kid Quick and the rest, but it translated to the street. It bore fruit in a street fight with a guy about 3" taller and 30lbs heavier when I ducked under his for-all-the-money right and smashed the fuck out of his nose with a brutal, straight right that dish-ragged him. Hardest punch I ever landed and everyone heard the "crunch" when I landed it.

    Saw the fucker about 2 weeks later and his nose looked like the letter Z.

    Amazing how satisfying a well-thrown and landed punch can be.

    Just axe Swaye.
    A solid hit with a straight right is a satisfying feeling for sure! We have a couple generations that are mostly clueless.
  • LoneStarDawg
    LoneStarDawg Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 13,706 Founders Club
    It’s coming in batches, they’ve done one so far, it’ll be done in 8 months I believe
  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,253 Founders Club
    Sledog said:

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    Bob_C said:
    Rand would go Boyd Crowder Harlan County on Mitt's punk ass.

    I don't know. Mitt pulls little girls' hair and that might just be enough to kick Paul's ass. A fucking lib cunt kicked his ass on his own lawn.
    Once again Rand was blindly tackled while mowing his lawn and suffered broken ribs. That is not getting your ass kicked. Did Scalise get his ass kicked while gunned down at baseball practice?
    Getting gunned down is not the equivalent of getting tackled. Even with cracked ribs, a man should be able to at least defend himself a little. In no way am I saying Mitt isn't a pussy because he is but Rand hardly strikes me as a man whonis going to kick anyone's ass.
    I'm guessing you never broke any ribs, Roady.
    h
    You want to effectively paralyze a guy in a fight? Break his ribs.
    And I can tell you from personal experience about 5 times the most effective way to end the fight is a straight short punch breaking the nose. From there you can go for the hooks to the chin or ribs to put him down.
    Why not both.gif?

    True Story: I was legendary at the Knockout video game, BITD. Not only did I master the game, beating Pizza Pasta, Kid Quick and the rest, but it translated to the street. It bore fruit in a street fight with a guy about 3" taller and 30lbs heavier when I ducked under his for-all-the-money right and smashed the fuck out of his nose with a brutal, straight right that dish-ragged him. Hardest punch I ever landed and everyone heard the "crunch" when I landed it.

    Saw the fucker about 2 weeks later and his nose looked like the letter Z.

    Amazing how satisfying a well-thrown and landed punch can be.

    Just axe Swaye.
    A solid hit with a straight right is a satisfying feeling for sure! We have a couple generations that are mostly clueless.
    Dad taught me. I was sued twice for beating down guys who were trying to rape women while at UW. One was an AF flyboy. He had to have plastic surgery. Sheriff dropped all charges when the truth came out. Knocked a dude out cold who was easily 40 lbs heavier than me. Cops cuffed me and put me in the back of the cruiser and after talking to the bouncers of the bar in Bellevue, let me out but warned me I shouldn't be taking on guys like that. Speed kills!
  • TurdBomber
    TurdBomber Member Posts: 20,051 Standard Supporter
    RoadTrip said:

    Sledog said:

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    Bob_C said:
    Rand would go Boyd Crowder Harlan County on Mitt's punk ass.

    I don't know. Mitt pulls little girls' hair and that might just be enough to kick Paul's ass. A fucking lib cunt kicked his ass on his own lawn.
    Once again Rand was blindly tackled while mowing his lawn and suffered broken ribs. That is not getting your ass kicked. Did Scalise get his ass kicked while gunned down at baseball practice?
    Getting gunned down is not the equivalent of getting tackled. Even with cracked ribs, a man should be able to at least defend himself a little. In no way am I saying Mitt isn't a pussy because he is but Rand hardly strikes me as a man whonis going to kick anyone's ass.
    I'm guessing you never broke any ribs, Roady.
    h
    You want to effectively paralyze a guy in a fight? Break his ribs.
    And I can tell you from personal experience about 5 times the most effective way to end the fight is a straight short punch breaking the nose. From there you can go for the hooks to the chin or ribs to put him down.
    Why not both.gif?

    True Story: I was legendary at the Knockout video game, BITD. Not only did I master the game, beating Pizza Pasta, Kid Quick and the rest, but it translated to the street. It bore fruit in a street fight with a guy about 3" taller and 30lbs heavier when I ducked under his for-all-the-money right and smashed the fuck out of his nose with a brutal, straight right that dish-ragged him. Hardest punch I ever landed and everyone heard the "crunch" when I landed it.

    Saw the fucker about 2 weeks later and his nose looked like the letter Z.

    Amazing how satisfying a well-thrown and landed punch can be.

    Just axe Swaye.
    A solid hit with a straight right is a satisfying feeling for sure! We have a couple generations that are mostly clueless.
    Dad taught me. I was sued twice for beating down guys who were trying to rape women while at UW. One was an AF flyboy. He had to have plastic surgery. Sheriff dropped all charges when the truth came out. Knocked a dude out cold who was easily 40 lbs heavier than me. Cops cuffed me and put me in the back of the cruiser and after talking to the bouncers of the bar in Bellevue, let me out but warned me I shouldn't be taking on guys like that. Speed kills!
    My old man boxed in the Army and in college.

    Didn't everybody's old man box back in the day?
  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,681
    RoadTrip said:

    Sledog said:

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    Bob_C said:
    Rand would go Boyd Crowder Harlan County on Mitt's punk ass.

    I don't know. Mitt pulls little girls' hair and that might just be enough to kick Paul's ass. A fucking lib cunt kicked his ass on his own lawn.
    Once again Rand was blindly tackled while mowing his lawn and suffered broken ribs. That is not getting your ass kicked. Did Scalise get his ass kicked while gunned down at baseball practice?
    Getting gunned down is not the equivalent of getting tackled. Even with cracked ribs, a man should be able to at least defend himself a little. In no way am I saying Mitt isn't a pussy because he is but Rand hardly strikes me as a man whonis going to kick anyone's ass.
    I'm guessing you never broke any ribs, Roady.
    h
    You want to effectively paralyze a guy in a fight? Break his ribs.
    And I can tell you from personal experience about 5 times the most effective way to end the fight is a straight short punch breaking the nose. From there you can go for the hooks to the chin or ribs to put him down.
    Why not both.gif?

    True Story: I was legendary at the Knockout video game, BITD. Not only did I master the game, beating Pizza Pasta, Kid Quick and the rest, but it translated to the street. It bore fruit in a street fight with a guy about 3" taller and 30lbs heavier when I ducked under his for-all-the-money right and smashed the fuck out of his nose with a brutal, straight right that dish-ragged him. Hardest punch I ever landed and everyone heard the "crunch" when I landed it.

    Saw the fucker about 2 weeks later and his nose looked like the letter Z.

    Amazing how satisfying a well-thrown and landed punch can be.

    Just axe Swaye.
    A solid hit with a straight right is a satisfying feeling for sure! We have a couple generations that are mostly clueless.
    Dad taught me. I was sued twice for beating down guys who were trying to rape women while at UW. One was an AF flyboy. He had to have plastic surgery. Sheriff dropped all charges when the truth came out. Knocked a dude out cold who was easily 40 lbs heavier than me. Cops cuffed me and put me in the back of the cruiser and after talking to the bouncers of the bar in Bellevue, let me out but warned me I shouldn't be taking on guys like that. Speed kills!
    The world is a much better place for your white knighting
  • RoadTrip
    RoadTrip Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 8,253 Founders Club

    RoadTrip said:

    Sledog said:

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    RoadTrip said:

    Bob_C said:
    Rand would go Boyd Crowder Harlan County on Mitt's punk ass.

    I don't know. Mitt pulls little girls' hair and that might just be enough to kick Paul's ass. A fucking lib cunt kicked his ass on his own lawn.
    Once again Rand was blindly tackled while mowing his lawn and suffered broken ribs. That is not getting your ass kicked. Did Scalise get his ass kicked while gunned down at baseball practice?
    Getting gunned down is not the equivalent of getting tackled. Even with cracked ribs, a man should be able to at least defend himself a little. In no way am I saying Mitt isn't a pussy because he is but Rand hardly strikes me as a man whonis going to kick anyone's ass.
    I'm guessing you never broke any ribs, Roady.
    h
    You want to effectively paralyze a guy in a fight? Break his ribs.
    And I can tell you from personal experience about 5 times the most effective way to end the fight is a straight short punch breaking the nose. From there you can go for the hooks to the chin or ribs to put him down.
    Why not both.gif?

    True Story: I was legendary at the Knockout video game, BITD. Not only did I master the game, beating Pizza Pasta, Kid Quick and the rest, but it translated to the street. It bore fruit in a street fight with a guy about 3" taller and 30lbs heavier when I ducked under his for-all-the-money right and smashed the fuck out of his nose with a brutal, straight right that dish-ragged him. Hardest punch I ever landed and everyone heard the "crunch" when I landed it.

    Saw the fucker about 2 weeks later and his nose looked like the letter Z.

    Amazing how satisfying a well-thrown and landed punch can be.

    Just axe Swaye.
    A solid hit with a straight right is a satisfying feeling for sure! We have a couple generations that are mostly clueless.
    Dad taught me. I was sued twice for beating down guys who were trying to rape women while at UW. One was an AF flyboy. He had to have plastic surgery. Sheriff dropped all charges when the truth came out. Knocked a dude out cold who was easily 40 lbs heavier than me. Cops cuffed me and put me in the back of the cruiser and after talking to the bouncers of the bar in Bellevue, let me out but warned me I shouldn't be taking on guys like that. Speed kills!
    The world is a much better place for your white knighting
    Eat shit cunt
  • pawz
    pawz Member, Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 22,515 Founders Club