Flattening the curve. How about I flatten your face?
PSAs from homely nurses virtue signaling and telling us to stay home
People rining bells at 8 o'clock
Cancelling sports events three months from now
"abundance of caution"
The selfie video of the nurses in out of breath pleading jumped the shark already. As did story’s of teenagers getting hospitalized with it. Let’s make the execsption seem like the norm and scare the mentally weak even more.
A lot of kids have asthma. I'd say 15%. It's more than people think. People are allergic to foods that they never were 25 years ago. Who cares though. A lot of kids vape. There are a lot of fat people with weaker immune systems and health problems in their 20s and 30s. That was ignored for five years because fat shaming is bad now because the pretty blonde at the gym made fun of the fat girl and boo hoo. Guess what, there are consequences to it.
Pretend attorneys unable to answer yes or no questions.
Attorneys are incapable of answering questions. Proven here.
Just like driving past the donut shop.
The swarthy Cuban/Spaniard (Ts&Ps for your ancestry.com connections getting off'd like @swaye's orkin extermination targets) is capable of forming cogent and intellectual arguments. He is the anti-dazzler.
Apologize @Sledog. and you be nice to the donut eaters too, @creepycoug. Maple bars are goddamned delicious and, yes, I include those in the donut family.
A lot of kids have asthma. I'd say 15%. It's more than people think. People are allergic to foods that they never were 25 years ago. Who cares though. A lot of kids vape. There are a lot of fat people with weaker immune systems and health problems in their 20s and 30s. That was ignored for five years because fat shaming is bad now because the pretty blonde at the gym made fun of the fat girl and boo hoo. Guess what, there are consequences to it.
Out of curiosity FMB, why do you think people are coming down with allergies to foods they were never alergic to for 40 years? In my case it was almonds. I ate them all the time. I also noticed the skin of apples gives me a slight, similar reaction. My unscientific theory is when we were younger we mostly ate foods which were grown locally. Now we eat foods from all over the planet and our immune systems haven't built up tolerances from the foods in those regions.
Pretend attorneys unable to answer yes or no questions.
Attorneys are incapable of answering questions. Proven here.
Just like driving past the donut shop.
The swarthy Cuban/Spaniard (Ts&Ps for your ancestry.com connections getting off'd like @swaye's orkin extermination targets) is capable of forming cogent and intellectual arguments. He is the anti-dazzler.
Apologize @Sledog. and you be nice to the donut eaters too, @creepycoug. Maple bars are goddamned delicious and, yes, I include those in the donut family.
Hey, I can't walk past a box of Crispy Creams. That is a well known fact.
Pretend attorneys unable to answer yes or no questions.
Attorneys are incapable of answering questions. Proven here.
Just like driving past the donut shop.
The swarthy Cuban/Spaniard (Ts&Ps for your ancestry.com connections getting off'd like @swaye's orkin extermination targets) is capable of forming cogent and intellectual arguments. He is the anti-dazzler.
Apologize @Sledog. and you be nice to the donut eaters too, @creepycoug. Maple bars are goddamned delicious and, yes, I include those in the donut family.
Hey, I can't walk past a box of Crispy Creams. That is a well known fact.
A lot of kids have asthma. I'd say 15%. It's more than people think. People are allergic to foods that they never were 25 years ago. Who cares though. A lot of kids vape. There are a lot of fat people with weaker immune systems and health problems in their 20s and 30s. That was ignored for five years because fat shaming is bad now because the pretty blonde at the gym made fun of the fat girl and boo hoo. Guess what, there are consequences to it.
Out of curiosity FMB, why do you think people are coming down with allergies to foods they were never alergic to for 40 years? In my case it was almonds. I ate them all the time. I also noticed the skin of apples gives me a slight, similar reaction. My unscientific theory is when we were younger we mostly ate foods which were grown locally. Now we eat foods from all over the planet and our immune systems haven't built up tolerances from the foods in those regions.
This is why the Throbber survives on a steady diet of canned corned beef hash, Bushmills and Red Vines.
You got to make the auto-immune system work daily by skipping anything with nutritional value - though I would argue the mental health aspect of Red Vines and Bushmills is worth it.
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I have grown quite weary!
Apologize @Sledog. and you be nice to the donut eaters too, @creepycoug. Maple bars are goddamned delicious and, yes, I include those in the donut family.
Creepy does answer questions.
You got to make the auto-immune system work daily by skipping anything with nutritional value - though I would argue the mental health aspect of Red Vines and Bushmills is worth it.