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    MikeDamoneMikeDamone Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,781
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    I’m thatching the lawn on a sunny day. Guns upstairs locked up. Don’t think I will see any looters on my street.

    *dethatching.

    Unless you’re having thatch brought in
    Thank you. I am new to this. Only bought the rake last season. Works like a charm.
    I have a lawn service. Haven’t done that task since 1995. My lawn is immaculate
    My wife gets a house cleaner.

    But I’m cheap and do the lawn myself. Seattle lots ain’t huge so it’s not that time consuming.
    Can’t afford a big lot?
    In this economy?
    That’s what I was thinking.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,933
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    Fuck lawn care. Live in the woods.

    Scooping up dog shit is optional - on two acres fenced, I have about as much chance as stepping in dog shit as catching the COVID-19.

    Can I come over? I grew up in the woods. I’m still in my pee in the yard phase. I want to get a gander of Mrs Throbber 2.0
    I pee in the woods almost every single day. It's amazing.

    Mrs. Throbber v2.0 is at her "friend's house" for the weekend. You'll note @Doog_de_Jour hasn't posted much the last couple days either....

    FML

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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    Fuck lawn care. Live in the woods.

    Scooping up dog shit is optional - on two acres fenced, I have about as much chance as stepping in dog shit as catching the COVID-19.

    So the GnR Compound has no guns, no religion and sits on 2 acres? My world has crumbled.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,933
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    Fuck lawn care. Live in the woods.

    Scooping up dog shit is optional - on two acres fenced, I have about as much chance as stepping in dog shit as catching the COVID-19.

    So the GnR Compound has no guns, no religion and sits on 2 acres? My world has crumbled.
    I said fenced 2 acres. There's more property unfenced.



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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    Fuck lawn care. Live in the woods.

    Scooping up dog shit is optional - on two acres fenced, I have about as much chance as stepping in dog shit as catching the COVID-19.

    So the GnR Compound has no guns, no religion and sits on 2 acres? My world has crumbled.
    I said fenced 2 acres. There's more property unfenced.



    Oh, good.
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    SledogSledog Member Posts: 31,005
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    I sit in 10 acres and wish it was more.
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,933
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    Fuck lawn care. Live in the woods.

    Scooping up dog shit is optional - on two acres fenced, I have about as much chance as stepping in dog shit as catching the COVID-19.

    So the GnR Compound has no guns, no religion and sits on 2 acres? My world has crumbled.
    I said fenced 2 acres. There's more property unfenced.



    Oh, good.
    A moderate acreage owned and a massive amount of acreage adjacent set aside in a conservancy that can never be developed...I can pee every which way.

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    GrundleStiltzkinGrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,481
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    Fuck lawn care. Live in the woods.

    Scooping up dog shit is optional - on two acres fenced, I have about as much chance as stepping in dog shit as catching the COVID-19.

    So the GnR Compound has no guns, no religion and sits on 2 acres? My world has crumbled.
    I said fenced 2 acres. There's more property unfenced.



    Oh, good.
    A moderate acreage owned and a massive amount of acreage adjacent set aside in a conservancy that can never be developed...I can pee every which way.

    #metoo
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    HHuskyHHusky Member Posts: 19,276
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    Sledog said:

    I sit in 10 acres and wish it was more.

    All day?
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    KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,751
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    Stopped by Cabella's. Lots of people looking at guns. The issue is to not have to shoot someone because they know you will. For some reason, you leftards are really interested in disarming the American public. Just like Stalin, Mao, Hitler, Castro, Chavez etc. At least, lately leftards have been a lot more honest about what they want. Of course, Slo Jo will soon be promising that if we like our guns we can keep our guns. Leftards lie and love to be lied to.

    Lined up out of the door 20 deep at the Sportsman’s Warehouse here in Gods country this afternoon.
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    SledogSledog Member Posts: 31,005
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    NICS system is overwhelmed. Some checks taking a day or more. must be unprepared recent Kalifornians needin' guns. Ammo is pretty much gone nationwide.

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    SledogSledog Member Posts: 31,005
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    HHusky said:

    Sledog said:

    I sit in 10 acres and wish it was more.

    All day?
    Sometimes! Why go out? Happy at home. I take it your husband doesn't treat you well.
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    SwayeSwaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,067
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    I remember my having a lawn service phase.


    It was a guy named Cletus. He stole my mower and pawned it for Four Loko.
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    SledogSledog Member Posts: 31,005
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    PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 41,933
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    Swaye said:

    I remember my having a lawn service phase.


    It was a guy named Cletus. He stole my mower and pawned it for Four Loko.

    I really enjoy my Cub Cadet though.

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