This gem from Seven:

HuskyHalfBrain

Arash Markazi ‏@ArashMarkazi 7m
Sarkisian: "We look at a variety of people to hire and we run background checks on every person that we do hire."

Steve Sarksian to ESPNLA: "I think this potential allegation could effect not only Tosh's future at USC but moving forward anywhere."

Sarkisian: "I did everything in my power to promote a compliant atmosphere (at UW) and I'm going to do the exact same thing here at USC."

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HuskyHalfBrain said:

Arash Markazi ‏@ArashMarkazi 7m
Sarkisian: "We look at a variety of people to hire and we run background checks on every person that we do hire."

Steve Sarksian to ESPNLA: "I think this potential allegation could effect not only Tosh's future at USC but moving forward anywhere."

Sarkisian: "I did everything in my power to promote a compliant atmosphere (at UW) and I'm going to do the exact same thing here at USC."

This was the most telling quote, it confirms Tosh has been recruiting for USC this whole time. Why bring up Tosh future with USC when he's still under CONTRACT! at UW?

Nice slip up there fuckhead.

CuntWaffle

It would be terrible if Tosh threw Sark under the bus.

HuskyHalfBrain

CuntWaffle said:

It would be terrible if Tosh threw Sark under the bus.

I will drop $4500 in a bag tied to anchor of Tosh's boat if this happens.

MisterEm

CuntWaffle said:

It would be terrible if Tosh threw Sark under the boat bus.

FTFY.

EDIT- Pwnt by @HuskyHalfBrain's 53 seconds of finger fury...

fivehundredmileDAWG

Are you fucking kidding me...?

How fucking stupid ...? Everybody going fucking stupid! If they were in the mob they'd all be dead already...

puppylove_sugarsteel

We dont want Sark fired at SC. That will be an auto-dub on the schedule. Wanna at least beat his dumbass once before Haden mails him to Central

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puppylove_sugarsteel said:

We dont want Sark fired at SC. That will be an auto-dub on the schedule. Wanna at least beat his dumbass once before Haden mails him to Central

But I was told he was going to win coach of the year in 2014 and we are going to be fucked since he's going to dominate at USC.

I remember a certain fucktard saying that.

creepycoug

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

We dont want Sark fired at SC. That will be an auto-dub on the schedule. Wanna at least beat his dumbass once before Haden mails him to Central

you are correct on this one point.