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Wash your damn hands

BeerThirty
BeerThirty Member Posts: 2,465
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    No
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  • Dugdawg
    Dugdawg Member Posts: 308
    Yes
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  • MikeDamone
    MikeDamone Member Posts: 37,781
    Never have. Never will. I mean I do it they have dirt or grease or poop on them. But just after a run of the mill piss. Nah.
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  • Dugdawg
    Dugdawg Member Posts: 308
    Piss is optional...I mean unless....
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  • DerekJohnson
    DerekJohnson Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 68,562 Founders Club
    Swaye said:

    Marine and a Sailor are standing at a urinal trough pissing. Afterwards, the Marine goes to the sink to wash his hands. The Sailor just zips up and turns to walk out. The Marine yells to him "Why didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after you piss?" Sailor says "Why didn't the Marine Corps teach you to not piss on your hands?"

    Your stories always end up with the Native American, the Navy guy or the Orkin employee as the hero.
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  • Swaye
    Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739 Founders Club
    DerekJohnson said:

    Swaye said:

    Marine and a Sailor are standing at a urinal trough pissing. Afterwards, the Marine goes to the sink to wash his hands. The Sailor just zips up and turns to walk out. The Marine yells to him "Why didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after you piss?" Sailor says "Why didn't the Marine Corps teach you to not piss on your hands?"

    Your stories always end up with the Native American, the Navy guy or the Orkin employee as the hero.
    Obvious heroic dudes are obvious.
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  • PurpleThrobber
    PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,137 Standard Supporter





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  • dnc
    dnc Member Posts: 56,840
    Swaye said:

    Marine and a Sailor are standing at a urinal trough pissing. Afterwards, the Marine goes to the sink to wash his hands. The Sailor just zips up and turns to walk out. The Marine yells to him "Why didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after you piss?" Sailor says "Why didn't the Marine Corps teach you to not piss on your hands?"

    My Dad (a Marine) told this same joke, sans war imagery:

    "Two men are standing at a urinal trough pissing. Afterwards, the first man goes to the sink to wash his hands. The second just zips up and turns to walk out. The first yells to him "Didn't @Your_Mom teach you to wash your hands after you piss?" Second man says "Didn't @Your_Mom teach you to not piss on your hands?"

    Also, RIP urinal troughs.

    #KingdomeTUFF
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  • Kaepsknee
    Kaepsknee Member Posts: 14,913
    Swaye said:

    Marine and a Sailor are standing at a urinal trough pissing. Afterwards, the Marine goes to the sink to wash his hands. The Sailor just zips up and turns to walk out. The Marine yells to him "Why didn't the Navy teach you to wash your hands after you piss?" Sailor says "Why didn't the Marine Corps teach you to not piss on your hands?"

    Belly laughs all over the commissary with that one.
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  • Pitchfork51
    Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,662
    Antibacterial soap is for the weak.

    Gotta build immunities
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