Favorite expressions and idioms based on history

PurpleThrobber

USMChawk said:

“Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet”

- General James Mad Dog Mattis

PurpleThrobber

Is it supposed to burn this much when I urinate?

-P. Throbber 1983

GrundleStiltzkin

“Sounds serious.”
— @MikeDamone

MikeDamone

GrundleStiltzkin said:

“Sounds serious.”
— @MikeDamone

Yikes

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

I remember my ______ phase

- M Damone

GrundleStiltzkin

"All you need to be married is champagne, a box of cigars, and a double bed." — Winston Churchill

PurpleThrobber

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:

I remember my champagne, box of cigars and double bed phase

- W. Churchill