If you're under 70, chill the fuck out (i.e., Worried bout u, Race)

YellowSnow

https://slate.com/technology/2020/03/coronavirus-mortality-rate-lower-than-we-think.html

RaceBannon

Thank you for your concern

Manufactured hysteria is fun until the market crashes

Health stocks took a big rebound today. Bernie is getting credit because he lost

CuntWaffle

I’ve noticed that most of the tin foil heads over the corona virus are obese people. Bring up how they are more likely die to heart disease than corona and they will just go grab another slice of pizza.

PurpleThrobber

YellowSnow said:

https://slate.com/technology/2020/03/coronavirus-mortality-rate-lower-than-we-think.html

Wait...what?!?!

You mean I've been railing on Mortality Rate and sample size and statistics for the last 4 days and The Throbber is RIGHT?!?!

The true case fatality rate, known as CFR, of this virus is likely to be far lower than current reports suggest.

The Throbber abides.

AtomicPiss

RaceBannon said:

Thank you for your concern

Manufactured hysteria is fun until the market crashes

Health stocks took a big rebound today. Bernie is getting credit because he lost

https://hardcorehusky.com/discussion/69583/the-dow-is-soaring-but-the-real-recovery-won-t-come-until-trump-steps-up/p1?new=1

Sledog

CuntWaffle said:

I’ve noticed that most of the tin foil heads over the corona virus are obese people. Bring up how they are more likely die to heart disease than corona and they will just go grab another slice of pizza.

I love pizza! If I have to give it up someday it ain't happening!

MontlakeBridgeTroll

RaceBannon said:

Thank you for your concern

Manufactured hysteria is fun until the market crashes

Health stocks took a big rebound today. Bernie is getting credit because he lost

Pretty sure the market rebound was because Trump was able to convince Wall Street that the virus is all a hoax made up by people that don't like him... and even it if turns out to be real -- Pence will hold a prayer vigil to ask God to smite it.

SFGbob

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

RaceBannon said:

Thank you for your concern

Manufactured hysteria is fun until the market crashes

Health stocks took a big rebound today. Bernie is getting credit because he lost

Pretty sure the market rebound was because Trump was able to convince Wall Street that the virus is all a hoax made up by people that don't like him... and even it if turns out to be real -- Pence will hold a prayer vigil to ask God to smite it.

Still fucking that chicken I see. You would think that after you were exposed as a liar over the weekend you'd be a little bit more circumspect.

MontlakeBridgeTroll

SFGbob said:

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

RaceBannon said:

Thank you for your concern

Manufactured hysteria is fun until the market crashes

Health stocks took a big rebound today. Bernie is getting credit because he lost

Pretty sure the market rebound was because Trump was able to convince Wall Street that the virus is all a hoax made up by people that don't like him... and even it if turns out to be real -- Pence will hold a prayer vigil to ask God to smite it.

You would think that after you were exposed as a liar over the weekend

Huh?

A Trump Leg Humper quoting some stupid shit, getting upvoted by some other Trump Leg Humpers... isn't proof of jack shit.

I hope this helps your understanding of basic logic. But I doubt it will.

TurdBomber

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

RaceBannon said:

Thank you for your concern

Manufactured hysteria is fun until the market crashes

Health stocks took a big rebound today. Bernie is getting credit because he lost

Pretty sure the market rebound was because Trump was able to convince Wall Street that the virus is all a hoax made up by people that don't like him... and even it if turns out to be real -- Pence will hold a prayer vigil to ask God to smite it.

Functionally Retarded? Or Totally Retarded? The latter, it seems.

MontlakeBridgeTroll

TurdBomber said:

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

RaceBannon said:

Thank you for your concern

Manufactured hysteria is fun until the market crashes

Health stocks took a big rebound today. Bernie is getting credit because he lost

Pretty sure the market rebound was because Trump was able to convince Wall Street that the virus is all a hoax made up by people that don't like him... and even it if turns out to be real -- Pence will hold a prayer vigil to ask God to smite it.

Functionally Retarded? Or Totally Retarded? The latter, it seems.

Agreed... still can't fathom how many of you all voted for him.

MikeDamone

MikeDamone

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

RaceBannon said:

Thank you for your concern

Manufactured hysteria is fun until the market crashes

Health stocks took a big rebound today. Bernie is getting credit because he lost

Pretty sure the market rebound was because Trump was able to convince Wall Street that the virus is all a hoax made up by people that don't like him... and even it if turns out to be real -- Pence will hold a prayer vigil to ask God to smite it.

JFC you’re an imbecile

YellowSnow

This is probably the only time in Tug history that a piece from Slate has gotten some chins.

GrundleStiltzkin

YellowSnow said:

This is probably the only time in Tug history that a piece from Slate has gotten some chins.

nothing's changed with me

dnc

YellowSnow said:

This is probably the only time in Tug history that a piece from Slate has gotten some chins.

I didn't chin the article

GreenRiverGatorz

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

RaceBannon said:

Thank you for your concern

Manufactured hysteria is fun until the market crashes

Health stocks took a big rebound today. Bernie is getting credit because he lost

Pretty sure the market rebound was because Trump was able to convince Wall Street that the virus is all a hoax made up by people that don't like him... and even it if turns out to be real -- Pence will hold a prayer vigil to ask God to smite it.

Just awful. You're like a liberal @DJDuck.

TurdBomber

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

TurdBomber said:

MontlakeBridgeTroll said:

RaceBannon said:

Thank you for your concern

Manufactured hysteria is fun until the market crashes

Health stocks took a big rebound today. Bernie is getting credit because he lost

Pretty sure the market rebound was because Trump was able to convince Wall Street that the virus is all a hoax made up by people that don't like him... and even it if turns out to be real -- Pence will hold a prayer vigil to ask God to smite it.

Functionally Retarded? Or Totally Retarded? The latter, it seems.

Agreed... still can't fathom how many of you all voted for him.

Right. Because Retards can't fathom. Thanks for playing.

YellowSnow

dnc said:

YellowSnow said:

This is probably the only time in Tug history that a piece from Slate has gotten some chins.

I didn't chin the article

Internet bully.