I have the coronavirus. So far, it isn't that bad. - Washington Post writer

AtomicPiss

https://stamfordadvocate.com/opinion/article/I-have-the-coronavirus-So-far-it-isn-t-that-bad-15093664.php

MikeDamone

“ Washington state health officials announced two new coronavirus cases Friday night, a King County woman who had recently traveled to South Korea and an Everett teenager whose high school's boys basketball team is scheduled to play Skyview High School on Saturday at Battle Ground High School. Neither people were seriously ill, authorities said.”

Fire_Marshall_Bill

You might miss three days of work. If you're 96 years old and already near death, it might kill you. So let's cancel the Olympics over it.

HustlinOwl

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

You might miss three days of work. If you're 96 years old and already near death, it might kill you. So let's cancel the Olympics over it.

or if you have a newborn child you won't have to worry about buying diapers and all that stuff.

MikeDamone

HustlinOwl said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

You might miss three days of work. If you're 96 years old and already near death, it might kill you. So let's cancel the Olympics over it.

or if you have a newborn child you won't have to worry about buying diapers and all that stuff.

If you have a newborn we can only hope.

SECDAWG

HustlinOwl said:

Fire_Marshall_Bill said:

You might miss three days of work. If you're 96 years old and already near death, it might kill you. So let's cancel the Olympics over it.

or if you have a newborn child you won't have to worry about buying diapers and all that stuff.

Dark shit, owl.

Postal91

https://southpark.cc.com/clips/154087/chicken-soup-dayquil-sprite

South Park has this shit nailed.