Also, the first time I tried Blue Label was in that bar after a game. I had been raped in the Porking Lot by a rapey Oregon fan. I needed the good stuff to drink it off.
Actually, true story, I was in there after a game with some friends and in walked a bunch of the Oregon cheerleaders. There was one way back in the day who was all over the place as an internet pin-up girl ... skinny blonde with decent canolas ... anyway, that's how I knew who they were, because I recognized her right away.
That was a fine collection of talent, I tell ya. If the Creep had been closer to his prime, I coulda ... I woulda ... I shoulda ... but, alas, I didn't, because I couldn't.
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Also, the first time I tried Blue Label was in that bar after a game. I had been raped in the Porking Lot by a rapey Oregon fan. I needed the good stuff to drink it off.
Actually, true story, I was in there after a game with some friends and in walked a bunch of the Oregon cheerleaders. There was one way back in the day who was all over the place as an internet pin-up girl ... skinny blonde with decent canolas ... anyway, that's how I knew who they were, because I recognized her right away.
That was a fine collection of talent, I tell ya. If the Creep had been closer to his prime, I coulda ... I woulda ... I shoulda ... but, alas, I didn't, because I couldn't.