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Root cause of violence revealed

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  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 34,444 Standard Supporter
    edited February 2020

    Make smear the queer great again.

    The irony is I think most of us had no idea what a real queer was. In our world he was the guy with balls big enough and/or lacking in sufficient gray matter to realize there was no way he could keep the football and avoid getting smashed under a dog pile of 20 or 30 fellow third graders. Good times. Make smear the queer great again!
    We played a modified version where the 5th graders would play the 6th graders. So before the entire 6th grade piled on, you'd chuck it to another 5th grader to take the beating. The 90 player scrums were epic when the pass ended up on the ground. And we didn't play any of that pussy on-grass version - this was on blacktop. TuffSkins and the palms of hands took a beating on that playing surface.

    I am aware of one girl from each grade who ended up going lesbo (hot lesbo, not butch) and both also played at the D1 level. One of the gals used to knock the shit out of the boys like she was Jack Tatum.

    Smear the queer did not discriminate on sex or color.


    They have smear the queer at the D1 level?
    Yes the Idaho Vandals. They got tired of it.
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,173 Swaye's Wigwam

    Make smear the queer great again.

    The irony is I think most of us had no idea what a real queer was. In our world he was the guy with balls big enough and/or lacking in sufficient gray matter to realize there was no way he could keep the football and avoid getting smashed under a dog pile of 20 or 30 fellow third graders. Good times. Make smear the queer great again!
    Was excellent training for Rugby.
  • 89ute89ute Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,477 Swaye's Wigwam

    Make smear the queer great again.

    The irony is I think most of us had no idea what a real queer was. In our world he was the guy with balls big enough and/or lacking in sufficient gray matter to realize there was no way he could keep the football and avoid getting smashed under a dog pile of 20 or 30 fellow third graders. Good times. Make smear the queer great again!
    We played a modified version where the 5th graders would play the 6th graders. So before the entire 6th grade piled on, you'd chuck it to another 5th grader to take the beating. The 90 player scrums were epic when the pass ended up on the ground. And we didn't play any of that pussy on-grass version - this was on blacktop. TuffSkins and the palms of hands took a beating on that playing surface.

    I am aware of one girl from each grade who ended up going lesbo (hot lesbo, not butch) and both also played at the D1 level. One of the gals used to knock the shit out of the boys like she was Jack Tatum.

    Smear the queer did not discriminate on sex or color.


    Now I know you're legit


  • PurpleThrobberPurpleThrobber Member Posts: 44,812 Standard Supporter
    SFGbob said:

    The only thing Toughskins were good for is banister sliding. That poly cotton blend made them slick as hell. For everything else they sucked but we were poor so it was either those or nothing. I went to Elementary school in Seattle, STQ wasn't for the weak. Played it out on the asphalt playground at West Woodland Elementary and there wasn't a day where at least one kid ended up bloody. There is no way in hell they'd still let the kids play that game today.

    Where would you peg the year they stopped kids from playing STQ?


    I gotta guess somewhere in the mid- to late-80's. That was past my STQ time as I was already banging sorority girls and indulging in mind altering substances at that point.


    Well, the mind altering substance part is true any way.


  • DooglesDoogles Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 12,615 Founders Club
    Get smeared like a queer on the clay gravel fields of Brigadoon then pop off!!
  • YellowSnowYellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 36,138 Founders Club
    SFGbob said:

    The only thing Toughskins were good for is banister sliding. That poly cotton blend made them slick as hell. For everything else they sucked but we were poor so it was either those or nothing. I went to Elementary school in Seattle, STQ wasn't for the weak. Played it out on the asphalt playground at West Woodland Elementary and there wasn't a day where at least one kid ended up bloody. There is no way in hell they'd still let the kids play that game today.

    Where would you peg the year they stopped kids from playing STQ?


    I played on perfectly manicured Bermuda grass on 75 degree Southern California days.
  • georgiaduckgeorgiaduck Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 2,112 Swaye's Wigwam
    SFGbob said:

    The only thing Toughskins were good for is banister sliding. That poly cotton blend made them slick as hell. For everything else they sucked but we were poor so it was either those or nothing. I went to Elementary school in Seattle, STQ wasn't for the weak. Played it out on the asphalt playground at West Woodland Elementary and there wasn't a day where at least one kid ended up bloody. There is no way in hell they'd still let the kids play that game today.

    Where would you peg the year they stopped kids from playing STQ?


    I'm fourth of five sons and understood the value of pants was to keep you knees from bleeding on the blacktop. Toughskins were the shit since they kept the rich girls away from you.
  • SFGbobSFGbob Member Posts: 33,013

    SFGbob said:

    The only thing Toughskins were good for is banister sliding. That poly cotton blend made them slick as hell. For everything else they sucked but we were poor so it was either those or nothing. I went to Elementary school in Seattle, STQ wasn't for the weak. Played it out on the asphalt playground at West Woodland Elementary and there wasn't a day where at least one kid ended up bloody. There is no way in hell they'd still let the kids play that game today.

    Where would you peg the year they stopped kids from playing STQ?


    I'm fourth of five sons and understood the value of pants was to keep you knees from bleeding on the blacktop. Toughskins were the shit since they kept the rich girls away from you.
    Tough skins kept your knees from bending and yes bleeding. Youngest of 5 boys and there was no way in hell mom was going to pay for a pair of Levi’s that were going to wear out or get torn up in a few weeks.

    If you wanted Levi’s or a pair of shoes that weren’t purchased from Kenny’s, You had to pay for them yourself
  • Pitchfork51Pitchfork51 Member Posts: 27,070
  • SFGbobSFGbob Member Posts: 33,013

    Maybe he shouldnt be a bigoted nazi imo
    Literally Hitler
  • UW_Doog_BotUW_Doog_Bot Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 16,173 Swaye's Wigwam

    SFGbob said:

    The only thing Toughskins were good for is banister sliding. That poly cotton blend made them slick as hell. For everything else they sucked but we were poor so it was either those or nothing. I went to Elementary school in Seattle, STQ wasn't for the weak. Played it out on the asphalt playground at West Woodland Elementary and there wasn't a day where at least one kid ended up bloody. There is no way in hell they'd still let the kids play that game today.

    Where would you peg the year they stopped kids from playing STQ?


    I gotta guess somewhere in the mid- to late-80's. That was past my STQ time as I was already banging sorority girls and indulging in mind altering substances at that point.


    Well, the mind altering substance part is true any way.


    It was in the 90's while I was in school. We still would sneak out to the back playground and create a wall of kids so that a group could still play.

    Relatedly it was also when they started expelling kids for even defending themselves in a fight. That was when we started settling stuff in the 711 parking lot off Warner.
  • SledogSledog Member Posts: 34,444 Standard Supporter
    I instructed my kids that they were never allowed to start a fight. Unacceptable. But if attacked they were to finish the fight and win. Always to defend themselves and those that couldn't defend themselves. I'd deal with the school and there would be no punishment from me.
  • KaepskneeKaepsknee Member Posts: 14,886
    edited February 2020
    I bet if they renamed the game, Smear the Nazi/Fascist, it would have a sudden revival.
  • AtomicPissAtomicPiss Administrator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 64,523 Founders Club
    salemcoog said:

    I bet if they renamed the game, Smear the Doog, it would have a sudden revival.

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