Iowa Cockus Game Thread

EsophagealFeces

Trump’s gonna win again. Dems are fucked.

RaceBannon

Bernie will win the cocks tonight

Sledog

https://politics.theonion.com/dnc-mulls-asking-donald-trump-to-run-as-democrat-in-eff-1841432132

DNC Mulls Asking Donald Trump To Run As Democrat In Effort To Stop Sanders

EsophagealFeces

RaceBannon said:

Bernie will win the cocks tonight

It’s gonna be speshul when his own party has to assassinate him to stop him.

GrundleStiltzkin

http://twitter.com/CrimeADay/status/1224518030731948032

Pitchfork51

Has a party ever hated their own more than the Dems hate Bernie?

Even Fox news is sitting there like fuck

Then again Hillary runs the Dems. So it's no surprise

2001400ex

Pitchfork51 said:

Has a party ever hated their own more than the Dems hate Bernie?

Even Fox news is sitting there like fuck

Then again Hillary runs the Dems. So it's no surprise

The point of the primaries is to nominate a person who can win the general election. That's not Bernie. HTH.

WilburHooksHands

2001400ex said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Has a party ever hated their own more than the Dems hate Bernie?

Even Fox news is sitting there like fuck

Then again Hillary runs the Dems. So it's no surprise

The point of the primaries is to nominate a person who can win the general election. That's not Bernie. HTH.

Its only Yang hth

EsophagealFeces

Pitchfork51 said:

Has a party ever hated their own more than the Dems hate Bernie?

Even Fox news is sitting there like fuck

Then again Hillary runs the Dems. So it's no surprise

Fox doesn’t even have to bash Bernie because his own party is damaging him more than they ever could. I feel like they’re just sitting back enjoying the dumpster fire like I am.

EsophagealFeces

2001400ex said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Has a party ever hated their own more than the Dems hate Bernie?

Even Fox news is sitting there like fuck

Then again Hillary runs the Dems. So it's no surprise

The point of the primaries is to nominate a person who can win the general election. That's not Bernie. HTH.

You’re exactly right. What I can’t understand is how the idiots in charge of the dems couldn’t find a viable candidate to challenge a 70 year old socialist who’s been part of the establishment for 40 fucking years yet is trying to paint himself as the anti-establishment candidate. It’s fucking hilarious. Mel Brooks couldn’t write this shit.

2001400ex

EsophagealFeces said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Has a party ever hated their own more than the Dems hate Bernie?

Even Fox news is sitting there like fuck

Then again Hillary runs the Dems. So it's no surprise

Fox doesn’t even have to bash Bernie because his own party is damaging him more than they ever could. I feel like they’re just sitting back enjoying the dumpster fire like I am.

Now you are bashing bashing a commie?

EsophagealFeces

2001400ex said:

EsophagealFeces said:

Pitchfork51 said:

Has a party ever hated their own more than the Dems hate Bernie?

Even Fox news is sitting there like fuck

Then again Hillary runs the Dems. So it's no surprise

Fox doesn’t even have to bash Bernie because his own party is damaging him more than they ever could. I feel like they’re just sitting back enjoying the dumpster fire like I am.

Now you are bashing bashing a commie?

I would never. If you want to bash bashing commies, I’m fucking out.

WestlinnDuck

Dem base is almost universally anti-American free sh*tters and group thinkers. There are no centrist dems. Open borders, nationalized healthcare, nude green deal? Who is opposed?

MikeDamone

Everything the left touches turns to shit. Including sanders. Wait, he was always shit.

Pitchfork51

MikeDamone said:

Everything the left touches turns to shit. Including sanders. Wait, he was always shit.

At least he's not an old cunt




.....wait

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/1224540101600010241?s=20

http://twitter.com/MarieLeff/status/1224540412632760321?s=20

Democrats can't count the votes yet

YellowSnow

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/CrimeADay/status/1224518030731948032

En vino veritas

RaceBannon

http://twitter.com/FrancisBrennan/status/1224530329752539136?s=20

MikeDamone

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/CrimeADay/status/1224518030731948032

En vino veritas

Drinks like a Charles Shaw

Pitchfork51

MikeDamone said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/CrimeADay/status/1224518030731948032

En vino veritas

Drinks like a Charles Shaw

You may be a salty old cunt...but also a man of fine taste

YellowSnow

MikeDamone said:

YellowSnow said:

GrundleStiltzkin said:

http://twitter.com/CrimeADay/status/1224518030731948032

En vino veritas

Drinks like a Charles Shaw

I like my coaches to drink Charles Shaw out of a plastic cup at fundraisers.