Jennifer Lopez and Shakira vow 'empowering' halftime show

DerekJohnson

https://yourvalley.net/stories/jennifer-lopez-and-shakira-vow-empowering-halftime-show,135282

BleachedAnusDawg

They have already empowered me with the strength to change the channel at halftime.

89ute

People forget there were 8 others in that whirlybird. Ts and Ps.

Doog_de_Jour

*Face palm*

I want to preference my comments by saying I love JLo and Shakira, but if they’re trying to make their Super Bowl halftime show deeply profound it will be a big mistake.

Best way to make an impact is to go out and put on a high quality, entertaining show.

DerekJohnson

BleachedAnusDawg said:

They have already empowered me with the strength to change the channel at halftime.

PurpleThrobber

Shakira has a nice sex tape and JLo plenty of nudes on the interwebs for those wishing to skip the halftime show.

You're welcome.

TommySQC

PurpleThrobber said:

Shakira has a nice sex tape and JLo plenty of nudes on the interwebs for those wishing to skip the halftime show.

You're welcome.

TYFYS

DerekJohnson

I saw about two minutes of the halftime show. Shakira is 43 and Lopez is 50, and they both look fantastic.

haie

What the fuck are people shitting themselves about?

Make sure to wear your koby jersey to the game!!!

OMG Trump booooooooooooooooooooooooi!!!!!!!!!

Russel Wilson and Gronk partying!!!!!

Shakira and jlo OMG just cancel the second half!!!!!!!

Fuck social media. Going on a fishing trip until Arizona football becomes relevant.

Baseman

#metoo

GrundleStiltzkin

They suck

GrundleStiltzkin

https://twitter.com/QTRResearch/status/1224150629146382336

DerekJohnson

haie said:

What the fuck are people shitting themselves about?

Make sure to wear your koby jersey to the game!!!

OMG Trump booooooooooooooooooooooooi!!!!!!!!!

Russel Wilson and Gronk partying!!!!!

Shakira and jlo OMG just cancel the second half!!!!!!!

Fuck social media. Going on a fishing trip until Arizona football becomes relevant.

Give @Mosster47 our best regards

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I walked down to this house I'm sort of interested in and got back just as the 2nd half started. Very proud I missed the Latinxxx pander show