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DerekJohnson

TheHB

"Joey's is right over there."

"I like pertaters ... mmm hmmm"

Mad_Son

How much you wanna make a bet I can throw a football over them mountains?

Homebrew_Dawg

Go west young man. When you get to Lake Union, go drown yourself.

TTJ

"See that sophomore? I hit it."

Dick_B

See that sophomore? I hit it an hour ago.

SandyHooker

That's Kim over there with the camera. Amazing what that cocksucker will do for me to get access.

90sHuskyFan

My double chin and I are headed south to USC soon.

Homebrew_Dawg

That's my office. The best in college football, but I am hoping to get the USC job since Kim Grinolds told me Kiffin will be fired before the season ends. Talk to Kim. He can get you inside information like you won't believe. Might even be able to get you an interview with Woodward.

chrisvashon

Yea, I could totally hit that goal post with a football. You should have seen me at the spring scrimmage! Mullen didn't even come close. Still got, Helf. I still got it.

dhdawg

that score right there, is not indicative of where those programs at both at

allpurpleallgold

Local woman has double chin, nice ass.

poc81

i like turtles

Homebrew_Dawg

Look what house money got me.

7WINSTEVE

That beezy is what I go home to when I'm not at Joeys or getting blown by lil kimmy.

WhiskeyDawg

Helfrich thinking: I going to go to hell for beating up this retard.

ApostleofGrief

"After we move the students there, in the end zone, there will be more money available to pay the head coach and future head coach. Smart thinking, this Marinerization, isn't it."

LoneStarDawg

Shit its cold! My bitchtits are nipping all the way through this skater hoody... I've got a male sports bra, I call it a bro (lol) in my office I gotta go grab, brb

MikeDamone

Come out here and smell my finger

topdawgnc

Not a caption, just an observation:

If the Joey stories are true, and looking at Sark's appearance ...

It's all anyone needs to know about Sark's lack of work ethic and why he will never be a champion.

Purple_Pills

"Mark dude. You look like you need to eat some food. All-you-can-eat-buffet is up there in the recruiting lounge.