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Announcing the Offseason Sports Movie Poll of Fucktarditry

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YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,237

January 2020

Mad_Son said:
Do martial arts tournament movies count?
Sweep the leg chosen one.

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Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

January 2020

YellowSnow said:

Mad_Son said:
Do martial arts tournament movies count?
Sweep the leg chosen one.
Karate kid
Bloodsport

Weak gif game I know

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BleachedAnusDawg Member Posts: 13,190

January 2020

+1 for The Waterboy.

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Gladstone Member Posts: 16,419

January 2020

If we're doing 32 karate and documentaries won't be involved sadly. A martial art movie tourney or discussion could be a thing. I went through a Bruce Lee phase a decade ago and never really left it.

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Mad_Son Member Posts: 10,194

January 2020

Gladstone said:
If we're doing 32 karate and documentaries won't be involved sadly. A martial art movie tourney or discussion could be a thing. I went through a Bruce Lee phase a decade ago and never really left it.
Thankfully we're doing 64!

Although a separate tournament would make more sense to open up the genre.

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Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041

January 2020

minion_doog said:

Should auto bid based on Snipes cock alone. No Woody wood would keep it from the playoffs
STRONG AGREE!

Can’t believe I forgot about this one.

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Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041

January 2020

A little recency bias on my part, but this one is great:

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Doog_de_Jour Member Posts: 8,041

January 2020

Gladstone said:
If we're doing 32 karate and documentaries won't be involved sadly. A martial art movie tourney or discussion could be a thing. I went through a Bruce Lee phase a decade ago and never really left it.
I would totally be game for a martial arts tourney. I loved going to the Kung Fu Grindhouse nights at the Sunset Tavern back in the day.

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GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516

January 2020

Doog_de_Jour said:

Gladstone said:
If we're doing 32 karate and documentaries won't be involved sadly. A martial art movie tourney or discussion could be a thing. I went through a Bruce Lee phase a decade ago and never really left it.
I would totally be game for a martial arts tourney. I loved going to the Kung Fu Grindhouse nights at the Sunset Tavern back in the day.
I like to get pie after a movie. Do you like to get pie after a movie?

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CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,261

January 2020

Gladstone said:
If we're doing 32 karate and documentaries won't be involved sadly. A martial art movie tourney or discussion could be a thing. I went through a Bruce Lee phase a decade ago and never really left it.
I remember my Bruce Lee phase.

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Swaye Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 41,739

January 2020

YellowSnow said:

There's your winner.

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YellowSnow Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 37,237

January 2020

Swaye said:

YellowSnow said:

There's your winner.
Daytona bias much @Swaye ?

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huskyhooligan Member, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 5,924

January 2020

Doog_de_Jour said:

minion_doog said:

Should auto bid based on Snipes cock alone. No Woody wood would keep it from the playoffs
STRONG AGREE!

Can’t believe I forgot about this one.
I'm pretty certain you see Goldies tits. Wildcats football rap is a classic.

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YouKnowIt Member Posts: 545

January 2020

Fighting Category/Misc:
Raging Bull
Gladiator
Diggstown
Rocky Series
KarateKid
BloodSport
TinCup
KingPin
CaddyShack
Wrestler
Beerfest
The Miracle
Shaolin Soccer
etc..

Baseball
A league of their own
8 men out
Bull Durham
The Natural
Bad News Bears
Major League
etc ...

Basketball
Hoosiers
Above The Rim
WMCJ
etc...

Football
the Last boy scout
Necessary Roughness
etc

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minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

January 2020

huskyhooligan said:

Doog_de_Jour said:

minion_doog said:

Should auto bid based on Snipes cock alone. No Woody wood would keep it from the playoffs
STRONG AGREE!

Can’t believe I forgot about this one.
I'm pretty certain you see Goldies tits. Wildcats football rap is a classic.
True in the tub.

People forget that the mom from Close Encounters, Harry and the Henderson's, Magnolia, and A Christmas Story plays a promiscuous lesbian, who sleeps with Dunlop while married to Hanrahan... and we get to see Mmmmmelinda Dillon's wonderful breasts in Slap Shot.

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BearsWiin Member Posts: 5,072

January 2020 edited January 2020

Sports films that BearsWiin has worked on

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CFetters_Nacho_Lover Moderator, Swaye's Wigwam Posts: 32,261

January 2020

BearsWiin said:
Sports films that BearsWiin has worked on

Meh, nothing special.

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dnc Member Posts: 56,839

January 2020

16 year old @dnc hated Space Jam with everything within him.

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1to392831weretaken Member Posts: 7,696

January 2020

White Men Can't Jump came out right in the middle of my basketball phase, in middle school, living in the sticks with a hoop and concrete slab and not much else to do. I bet I watched that movie 30 times.

Most of the other best sports movies are about baseball. Baseball is the subject matter that has the--by far--highest ratio of silver screen awesomeness to real life boringness. Major League, The Sandlot, Bull Durham, Field of Dreams, etc.

Most overrated sports movie of all time is Rudy. Fuck Notre Dame, and fuck that boring movie.

Biggest schlong to appear in a sports movie has to be Any Given Sunday, which I'm guessing is the #1 ranking criteria at HH.

Watched Cool Runnings with the kids a while back. I only mention it because it's a "sports" movie that I haven't seen on anyone's list yet.

The sports movie that probably had the biggest overall impact on my life is this one:

but certainly way too obscure to make this tourney.

Maybe the tourney needs a bracket for "sports" movies that are awesome. Things like Dodgeball, Baseketball, The Big Lebowski, King Pin, Happy Gilmore, Caddyshack, Blades of Glory--oh yeah, and the greatest mocumentary about rhino cum ever made: Tour de Pharmacy (how this short movie isn't yet HH canon is baffling to me).

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PurpleThrobber Member Posts: 48,038

January 2020

BearsWiin said:
Sports films that BearsWiin has worked on

Too soon for the Kobe highlights montage with I Believe I Can Fly background music?

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RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129

January 2020

chuck said:
Seeing all the recs has surprisingly convinced me this could go to 64.

Anyone mention Raging Bull? Only the greatest movie of all time...according to some. Not according to me, but its still great.
It’s somewhat strange that it’s considered such a masterpiece. I really like it and have seen it start to finish probably 5 times, but you always hear actors and directors talk about it being the best ever.

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RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129

January 2020

CFetters_Nacho_Lover said:
2 more entries

The Fighter is a great movie.

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RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129

January 2020

minion_doog said:

When was Downey in a football movie? That’s worse than Tom Cruise playing football. It’s not even slightly believable.

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RoadDawg55 Member Posts: 30,129

January 2020

YouKnowIt said:
Fighting Category/Misc:
Raging Bull
Gladiator
Diggstown
Rocky Series
KarateKid
BloodSport
TinCup
KingPin
CaddyShack
Wrestler
Beerfest
The Miracle
Shaolin Soccer
etc..

Baseball
A league of their own
8 men out
Bull Durham
The Natural
Bad News Bears
Major League
etc ...

Basketball
Hoosiers
Above The Rim
WMCJ
etc...

Football
the Last boy scout
Necessary Roughness
etc

1-32 with the the brackets by release dates is probably better than breaking it up by football, fighting, basketball, etc. Fighting probably has the eventually champ in it and a couple other favorites.

Speaking of fighting movies that haven’t been mentioned, Warrior with Tom Hardy and Nick Nolte was fucking incredible.

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Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098

January 2020

Not sure they’d make it in a final list but a couple that I saw missing

Football:

We Are Marshall
The Blind Side
Brian’s Song

Baseball:

Pride of the Yankees (cheesy black and white)

Golf:

The Greatest Game Ever Played

I may have missed Talladeaga Nights being mentioned

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Ice_Holmvik Member Posts: 2,912

January 2020

Green Street Hooligans. Great older flick with Charlie Hunnan before SAMCRO.

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GrundleStiltzkin Member Posts: 61,516

January 2020

Has no one plunked down Goon yet?

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Tequilla Member Posts: 20,098

January 2020

Thought of adding Goon to my list ... but it’s nowhere close to a Top 32

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minion_doog Member Posts: 2,024

January 2020

RoadDawg55 said:

minion_doog said:

When was Downey in a football movie? That’s worse than Tom Cruise playing football. It’s not even slightly believable.

Not believable for high school football?

RDJ gets in for 1 play the whole movie, when AMH breaks his dick, and get's sacked for a 30+ yard loss

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PandaOrangeChiknDuck Member Posts: 545

January 2020

Either I missed this, or you guys are struggling

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