More Joey's Rumors

[Deleted User]

Apparently Sark was eventually banned from the Joey's in Bellevue for boorish behavior.

The UW AD had to start sending Taxis to pick him up because they feared a DUI.

Holt was nothing more than Sark's tail chasing buddy when he was DC.

The rumor of a Joey's waitress' rusty coat-hanger abortion in a back alleyway is still unproven.

Carry on.

allpurpleallgold

#praytoendabortion

NeGgaPlEaSe

Remind me again why we care about strippers and prostitutes? He's not. Mike Price

doogsinparadise

Oh is that what you're hearing?

Haid_D_Salaami

CollegeDoog said:

Apparently Sark was eventually banned from the Joey's in Bellevue for boorish behavior.

The UW AD had to start sending Taxis to pick him up because they feared a DUI.

Holt was nothing more than Sark's tail chasing buddy when he was DC.

The rumor of a Joey's waitress' rusty coat-hanger abortion in a back alleyway is still unproven.

Carry on.

Pics or it never happened

topdawgnc

You know the rule ...

Poasts without pictures never happened.

Fire_Marshall_Bill

I didn't really care about these rumors when he was coaching and now I really don't give a fuck. Obligatory: Unless there are dirty pics

puppylove_sugarsteel

I hope some desperate ho steps forward with an infected giner and has vid of gene "Sark" simmons lazily sliding a softy In her.

death2ducks

NOGAF!

DoogieMcDoogerson

I have had 3 separate people connected to the athletic department from completely different parts of my life bring up Sark and skirt chasing. One even said he was nearly fired over it. All 3 have friends who were connected to the athletic department.

topdawgnc

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

I have had 3 separate people connected to the athletic department from completely different parts of my life bring up Sark and skirt chasing. One even said he was nearly fired over it. All 3 have friends who were connected to the athletic department.

One of those Sportsboner?

[Deleted User]

topdawgnc said:

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

I have had 3 separate people connected to the athletic department from completely different parts of my life bring up Sark and skirt chasing. One even said he was nearly fired over it. All 3 have friends who were connected to the athletic department.

One of those Sportsboner?

No. Associate UW AD Reed Strong.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Sark is disgusting. At least Kiffin could pull the giner. Without his big check, no chick would fuck Sark. No girl would want that blubberbutt dimply assed lump of shit laying on top of her. Grinolds would allow Sark to lay on top of him though. To whisper sweet nothings in his ear, "lay a hot track on me steve, I promise I'll never wash it off"

fivehundredmileDAWG

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Sark is disgusting. At least Kiffin could pull the giner. Without his big check, no chick would fuck Sark. No girl would want that blubberbutt dimply assed lump of shit laying on top of her. Grinolds would allow Sark to lay on top of him though. To whisper sweet nothings in his ear, "lay a hot track on me steve, I promise I'll never wash it off"

Puppy's meds are dialed in today....

PRedoubt

CollegeDoog said:

topdawgnc said:

DoogieMcDoogerson said:

I have had 3 separate people connected to the athletic department from completely different parts of my life bring up Sark and skirt chasing. One even said he was nearly fired over it. All 3 have friends who were connected to the athletic department.

One of those Sportsboner?

No. Associate UW AD Reed Strong.

We are all so impressed.

Meek

Would be cool if TMZ was alerted to have one of their freelancers follow Sark around LA

CheersWestDawg

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Sark is disgusting. At least Kiffin could pull the giner. Without his big check, no chick would fuck Sark. No girl would want that blubberbutt dimply assed lump of shit laying on top of her. Grinolds would allow Sark to lay on top of him though. To whisper sweet nothings in his ear, "lay a hot track on me steve, I promise I'll never wash it off"

And some wonder why we don't ban PL_SS.

DeepPurple

Who cares? If the women are into him, that is their fucking problem.

[Deleted User]

CheersWestDawg said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Sark is disgusting. At least Kiffin could pull the giner. Without his big check, no chick would fuck Sark. No girl would want that blubberbutt dimply assed lump of shit laying on top of her. Grinolds would allow Sark to lay on top of him though. To whisper sweet nothings in his ear, "lay a hot track on me steve, I promise I'll never wash it off"

And some wonder why we don't ban PL_SS.

He's interesting and should never be considered to be banned.

I almost never agree with his posts but he's entertaining.

Plus with him around nobody can ever accuse of us of not being diverse since we allow a cripple on here.