‘Truly terrifying’ shark attack injures surfer in Southern California

AtomicPiss

https://sanluisobispo.com/news/california/article238637798.html

MikeDamone

Hopefully it was CD

Southerndawg

Shark sanctuary is the law of the land in the sovereign state of California. Impeachment is happening. blah blah blah, some more blah blah blah, followed by Orange Man Bad!!!!111!!!!!!1!!!! .... followed by self immolation. RIP CD.

Sledog

Those tighty whities that haven't been washed in years would repel anything including a starving great white.