1. You're in the hospital due to an emergency appendectomy and the TV is stuck on espn. In your opiate induced haze you made a sexual advance on the nurse and she's now ignoring your call button requests to turn off the TV.
2. You were drunk when ordering your Golden Knights tickets on SeatGeek and accidentally bought Vegas Bowl tickets instead. You're unable to resell them on the open market because people like their money.
3. You're in prison but were moved to the minimum security ward due to good behavior. However, a Latino gang has taken control of the yard and is threatening to stab your gringo ass. The TV in the rec room in full view of the guards is your only safe refuge. The TV is stuck on espn.
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1. You're in the hospital due to an emergency appendectomy and the TV is stuck on espn. In your opiate induced haze you made a sexual advance on the nurse and she's now ignoring your call button requests to turn off the TV.
2. You were drunk when ordering your Golden Knights tickets on SeatGeek and accidentally bought Vegas Bowl tickets instead. You're unable to resell them on the open market because people like their money.
3. You're in prison but were moved to the minimum security ward due to good behavior. However, a Latino gang has taken control of the yard and is threatening to stab your gringo ass. The TV in the rec room in full view of the guards is your only safe refuge. The TV is stuck on espn.
Ty "Playing in December" is special POTY.