City Slickers 3: Preston's Gold

Emoterman

https://youtu.be/ND9lhrwGVjo

Need to remember why we love him? This is high grade stuff.

godawgst

Preston learned a new phrase this week "mother fucker"

89ute

Mutha Fucka had to belt in to deliver that shit. Skronk delivery

whuggy

I hope there's no guns in the house. Does he live by any schools?

MikeDamone

He’s watching the game in his car? Mutha Fucka

Pitchfork51

Oh my God hahahhaha
just the first 3 secs alone


Hahhaa

MakaDawg

“You know what this is!? You know what this is!? This is my bowl pidictions!”

God bless white twash

chuck

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

Emoterman

chuck said:

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

West Texas, pretty sure. @PurpleJ is his devoted follower on Instagram and could probably confirm, I can't find the link anymore.

BennyBeaver

chuck said:

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

Pretty sure he’s in high school.

Pitchfork51

My favorite is his room. With his picture

PurpleJ

Emoterman said:

chuck said:

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

West Texas, pretty sure. @PurpleJ is his devoted follower on Instagram and could probably confirm, I can't find the link anymore.

No I’m not. Someone else looked the kid up. Probably a teen boi stocker.

Emoterman

PurpleJ said:

Emoterman said:

chuck said:

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

West Texas, pretty sure. @PurpleJ is his devoted follower on Instagram and could probably confirm, I can't find the link anymore.

No I’m not. Someone else looked the kid up. Probably a teen boi stocker.

Thought it was you. My bad, sweet-tits.

PurpleJ

Emoterman said:

PurpleJ said:

Emoterman said:

chuck said:

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

West Texas, pretty sure. @PurpleJ is his devoted follower on Instagram and could probably confirm, I can't find the link anymore.

No I’m not. Someone else looked the kid up. Probably a teen boi stocker.

Thought it was you. My bad, sweet-tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

Emoterman

PurpleJ said:

Emoterman said:

PurpleJ said:

Emoterman said:

chuck said:

Does anyone know what part of the cuntry Preston lives in or anything about what he does when he's not analyzing or video blogging about the Ducks? I mean... it seems pretty clear hes not in Oregon. Then again it's not unusual to hear native northwesterners speak like southerners when coming from severely limited gene pools.

I can't really make fun of him after that. I felt more and more guilty about laughing as it went on.

West Texas, pretty sure. @PurpleJ is his devoted follower on Instagram and could probably confirm, I can't find the link anymore.

No I’m not. Someone else looked the kid up. Probably a teen boi stocker.

Thought it was you. My bad, sweet-tits.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hx66LWV-CCk

Did you mean all of that, or just the tender sentiment at the end?

Swaye

His suicide will be a sad day for HH.