It's the most wonderful time of the year!!

YellowSnow

For our significant others to watch shitty TV. Thank God for multiple devices and headphones.

RaceBannon

My wife hates Christmas

dnc

YellowSnow said:

For our significant others to watch shitty TV. Thank God for multiple devices and headphones.

Monday Night Merlot was crazy

BennyBeaver

looking forward to the following at the actual theater:

the irishman
last christmas
mr. rogers
little women
the star wars one

last christmas promises to be the next great british rom com in the vien of Notting Hill, 4 weddings, etc. Staring Dany Targaryen and the asisan hunk from crazy rich. also featuring the music of George Michael (RIP in Peace). not a dry eye in the house and lots of belly laughs. date night with the wife, pre and post show coitus guaranteed, or not. ewiwbi.

irishman this coming weekend. 4 hour epic with all star cast. gonna have to get the bottomless popcorn. cinerama. nuff said.

mr. rogers- should be good, no?

little women- cuz I like to take expensive naps in the theatre.

the star wars one... fam night at the mooovies. another expensive nap after an expensive dinner downtown.

BennyBeaver

BennyBeaver said:

looking forward to the following at the actual theater:

the irishman
last christmas
mr. rogers
little women
the star wars one

last christmas promises to be the next great british rom com in the vien of Notting Hill, 4 weddings, etc. Staring Dany Targaryen and the asisan hunk from crazy rich. also featuring the music of George Michael (RIP in Peace). not a dry eye in the house and lots of belly laughs. date night with the wife, pre and post show coitus guaranteed, or not. ewiwbi.

irishman this coming weekend. 4 hour epic with all star cast. gonna have to get the bottomless popcorn. cinerama. nuff said.

mr. rogers- should be good, no?

little women- cuz I like to take expensive naps in the theatre.

the star wars one... fam night at the mooovies. another expensive nap after an expensive dinner downtown.

saying expensive dinner downtown seems to be pressing. suffice it to say, the dinner will be at nicer establishment. you get what you pay for.

however, napping during a movie should be considered to be a waste of money. I hate money like i hate myself.

dnc

RaceBannon said:

My wife hates Christmas

My wife hates Hallmark movies













and Christmas

RaceBannon

and Christmas

dnc said:

RaceBannon said:

My wife hates Christmas

My wife hates Hallmark movies













and Christmas

OKGirl

dnc

RaceBannon said:

OKGirl

No cap as the BTP's say, I did pretty damn well.

Doog_de_Jour

Here’s something you could try @YellowSnow if you wanted to join in with the Mrs.

RaceBannon

I don't think we'll be seeing Ms Loughlin

No love for Tim Matheson?

YellowSnow

Doog_de_Jour said:

Here’s something you could try @YellowSnow if you wanted to join in with the Mrs.

Sad how far Winnie and D.J. have fallen.

alumni94

dnc said:

RaceBannon said:

My wife hates Christmas

My wife hates Hallmark movies













and Christmas

Joobs?

PurpleThrobber

BennyBeaver said:

looking forward to the following at the actual theater:

the irishman
last christmas
mr. rogers
little women
the star wars one

last christmas promises to be the next great british rom com in the vien of Notting Hill, 4 weddings, etc. Staring Dany Targaryen and the asisan hunk from crazy rich. also featuring the music of George Michael (RIP in Peace). not a dry eye in the house and lots of belly laughs. date night with the wife, pre and post show coitus guaranteed, or not. ewiwbi.

irishman this coming weekend. 4 hour epic with all star cast. gonna have to get the bottomless popcorn. cinerama. nuff said.

mr. rogers- should be good, no?

little women- cuz I like to take expensive naps in the theatre.

the star wars one... fam night at the mooovies. another expensive nap after an expensive dinner downtown.

El_K

Here is the plot to almost all these. Hot chick / single MILF goes back to her hometown or she has a small business and meets up with either a hunky guy who is a vet or was her ex bf. She can’t find love despite how hot she is.

Doog_de_Jour

El_K said:

Here is the plot to almost all these. Hot chick / single MILF goes back to her hometown or she has a small business and meets up with either a hunky guy who is a vet or was her ex bf. She can’t find love despite how hot she is.

That’s pretty spot on @El_K - though sometimes it’s a hunky rich dude who is too busy with his high power career to enjoy the holidays until he meets a hot MILF storekeeper/decorator with a heart of gold that teaches him about the Spirit of Christmas. (Bonus points if pets or kids are involved.)

GrundleStiltzkin

Doog_de_Jour said:

El_K said:

Here is the plot to almost all these. Hot chick / single MILF goes back to her hometown or she has a small business and meets up with either a hunky guy who is a vet or was her ex bf. She can’t find love despite how hot she is.

That’s pretty spot on @El_K - though sometimes it’s a hunky rich dude who is too busy with his high power career to enjoy the holidays until he meets a hot MILF storekeeper/decorator with a heart of gold that teaches him about the Spirit of Christmas. (Bonus points if pets or kids are involved.)

I think there was WSJ feature on that little slice of crass cinematic commercialism. It’s a machine.

DerekJohnson

RaceBannon said:

My wife hates Christmas

She hates both Seinfeld and Christmas?

That would be a deal breaker for me.

DerekJohnson

Doog_de_Jour said:

El_K said:

Here is the plot to almost all these. Hot chick / single MILF goes back to her hometown or she has a small business and meets up with either a hunky guy who is a vet or was her ex bf. She can’t find love despite how hot she is.

That’s pretty spot on @El_K - though sometimes it’s a hunky rich dude who is too busy with his high power career to enjoy the holidays until he meets a hot MILF storekeeper/decorator with a heart of gold that teaches him about the Spirit of Christmas. (Bonus points if pets or kids are involved.)

I was "forced" to watch a marathon of those a couple years ago. The end was aways the same -- her love is so pure that she changes the man. When I pointed this out I was told I was ruining the experience.

dnc

DerekJohnson said:

RaceBannon said:

My wife hates Christmas

She hates both Seinfeld and Christmas?

That would be a deal breaker for me.

She's more of a Martin and Kwanzaa kinda gal.

Swaye

Turn off the TV and come visit me in Cumming (lulz), Georgia. I have a starring role as the flute player in a WAY off Broadway show.

RaceBannon

https://foxnews.com/entertainment/kathie-lee-gifford-faith-based-christmas-movie-nashville

Kathie Lee Gifford appeared on “Fox & Friends” Thursday to talk about life in her new home city of Nashville as well as her upcoming faith-based Hallmark Christmas movie.

The 66-year-old, who left the “Today” show earlier this year, hasn’t slowed down. She’ll star in “A Godwink Christmas: Meant for Love” on the Hallmark channel as part of the network’s annual slew of holiday content.

“Hallmark, they’re just geniuses over there. They know what America is missing and they’re missing out on wholesome, beautiful stories,” the star told the hosts of “Fox & Friends.” "The difference in our movies is that our movies are true. These things really happened to real people. We’re grateful that Hallmark came to understand that there’s a huge demographic out there that is not offended by faith. They embrace it, they’ve been waiting for it.”


Gifford explained that the story is based on a series of books titled “Godwink.”

“Godwink is when some people say, ‘well, that’s a coincidence.’ But when you’re a person of faith and you believe in a sovereign God, there is no coincidence. In fact, there’s no word in the Hebrew [language] for coincidence, they don't exist. God is either sovereign or it’s not,” she explained.


Let's hold off on the did God want Frank to cheat on you hot takes in honor of the Christmas season