Belated NCD to J


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Heh. Fancy Feast: “Moist and delicious meal”.
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After Fido got hisself eaten by coyotes last month we got us a new kitten, a polydactyl. Note her extra thumbs. She has 24 claws; most cats only have 18.
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This is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read. Good Lord in the late 60 ' s and 70 ' s the butt hole was a fancy feast. Who is anybody to think butt fucking is on the upswing. Every couple, except More_cock and his wife, have made woopie in the butt Bob. People are people.
Cavemen and the bitches they drug into the caves were pioneering the buttsex and liking it. The ring sting is nothing new. Why does this new generation think they are new to everything. Get in the back of the fucking line with the bleeding rectum bitch. It's all been done before. Sheesh me and my buddies all put the poundin to the roundin back in the day. Some clean, some poopy, some bloody. But unlike the porns chick's don't choke on the red/brown cocksicle after the act. It's right to the sink for a wet rag and some soap and water. -
Nothing specialBearsWiin said:After Fido got hisself eaten by coyotes last month we got us a new kitten, a polydactyl. Note her extra thumbs. She has 24 claws; most cats only have 18.
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I hope you don’t have any shot guns lying around the house @BearsWiin . Do we need to do a wellness check?BearsWiin said:After Fido got hisself eaten by coyotes last month we got us a new kitten, a polydactyl. Note her extra thumbs. She has 24 claws; most cats only have 18.
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I bought a 5 pound bag of assorted candy, picked out all the good stuff and left the spoiled little shits with plain m&ms and 100 grand. -
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Our kind of girl
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She seems fun. Cat sleeps wherever she wants.
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I never knew you lived near HanfordBearsWiin said:After Fido got hisself eaten by coyotes last month we got us a new kitten, a polydactyl. Note her extra thumbs. She has 24 claws; most cats only have 18.
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My kid actually had a cat with extra digits and named it 'Hanford'.DerekJohnson said:
I never knew you lived near HanfordBearsWiin said:After Fido got hisself eaten by coyotes last month we got us a new kitten, a polydactyl. Note her extra thumbs. She has 24 claws; most cats only have 18.
Hated that fucking cat.
Hat all fucking cats but that's beside the point.
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I just don't think I could be with someone who has no idea that punctuation exists.
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Gay. She’s fucking hot and funny.1to392831weretaken said:I just don't think I could be with someone who has no idea that punctuation exists.
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your loss bitch1to392831weretaken said:I just don't think I could be with someone who has no idea that punctuation exists.
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Meowww!!!!!!Doog_de_Jour said: -
PurpleThrobber said:
My kid actually had a cat with extra digits and named it 'Hanford'.DerekJohnson said:
I never knew you lived near HanfordBearsWiin said:After Fido got hisself eaten by coyotes last month we got us a new kitten, a polydactyl. Note her extra thumbs. She has 24 claws; most cats only have 18.
Hated that fucking cat.
Hat all fucking cats but that's beside the point.
Hatters gonna Hat.
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Lol look at @BennyBeaver wet his pants over a hard 7 making Trump jokes on twitter. Type of guy to venmo her cash IMO.
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You seem triggered by her tweet making fun of single guys with cats and the subsequent chins.PurpleJ said:Lol look at @BennyBeaver wet his pants over a hard 7 making Trump jokes on twitter. Type of guy to venmo her cash IMO.
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Hella got!BennyBeaver said:
You seem triggered by her tweet making fun of single guys with cats and the subsequent chins.PurpleJ said:Lol look at @BennyBeaver wet his pants over a hard 7 making Trump jokes on twitter. Type of guy to venmo her cash IMO.
Sorry to hurt your feelers.
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So it looks like Race is out. Sorry honey.RaceBannon said: -
I'm down imo
Fake SNL writer....shitty internet comedian...big tits....
For sure daddy issues