Sark never lost to UCLA and Notre Dame in the same season. He never lost to Alabama either. Never lost to Florida State. Never lost to Oregon, Stanford and Colorado in the same season. Never lost a bowl game to an AQ school that didn't have the number 2 pick in the draft. Never lost to an NFL team. Never coached a senior quarterback in a bowl game that wasn't a top 10 pick. Never lost a game while wearing a beanie with a bill. Never couldn't close a girl like Race Bannon.
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99. Getting hit by a car.
10001. Dufresne