OFFICIAL Washington-Oregon Game Thread

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backthepack

Hubert is gunna take us behind the porta pottie in the porking lots in the middle of the field. They’re gunna run the ball down Manu and Wellington’s dicks. WE ARE FUCKED. 69-11 Oregun.

Swaye

Attention Oregon fans:

PurpleBaze

Did we lose yet?

backthepack

Did we lose yet?

Yes

NoWarningJustDawg

I despise Oregon and have no real interest in talking about them.
ThoseGuysAreFags.gif
So I've just spent the week mostly posting classic Pup instead. Below is my favorite.
Fuck Oregon, full plunge
Go Dawgs!
Cheers--
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There's Bot. But doobie, no girl will turn down assplay after a cocktail. They wont sign off on full plunge, I'd be worried if she did if she is 'the one' in your mind, but if you just tickle with the pickle its game on in the Ginger. That should be sufficient for now. No reason to punish the poor hussie with a 3-day calling card. The buttsex will be on the table later when SHE is ready.

Swaye

I despise Oregon and have no real interest in talking about them.
ThoseGuysAreFags.gif
So I've just spent the week mostly posting classic Pup instead. Below is my favorite.
Fuck Oregon, full plunge
Go Dawgs!
Cheers--
--
There's Bot. But doobie, no girl will turn down assplay after a cocktail. They wont sign off on full plunge, I'd be worried if she did if she is 'the one' in your mind, but if you just tickle with the pickle its game on in the Ginger. That should be sufficient for now. No reason to punish the poor hussie with a 3-day calling card. The buttsex will be on the table later when SHE is ready.

Assplay Pumpy is best Pumpy

Doog_de_Jour

I despise Oregon and have no real interest in talking about them.
ThoseGuysAreFags.gif
So I've just spent the week mostly posting classic Pup instead. Below is my favorite.
Fuck Oregon, full plunge
Go Dawgs!
Cheers--
--
There's Bot. But doobie, no girl will turn down assplay after a cocktail. They wont sign off on full plunge, I'd be worried if she did if she is 'the one' in your mind, but if you just tickle with the pickle its game on in the Ginger. That should be sufficient for now. No reason to punish the poor hussie with a 3-day calling card. The buttsex will be on the table later when SHE is ready.
Assplay Pumpy is best Pumpy

In his AMA he never answered my question on what date you bring up assplay with a gentleman. Now I am doomed to stumble through the dating world without his guidance and wisdom. All my potential suitors will either think me a prude for bringing it up too late, or a wanton harlot for bringing it up too soon.

GrundleStiltzkin

I despise Oregon and have no real interest in talking about them.
ThoseGuysAreFags.gif
So I've just spent the week mostly posting classic Pup instead. Below is my favorite.
Fuck Oregon, full plunge
Go Dawgs!
Cheers--
--
There's Bot. But doobie, no girl will turn down assplay after a cocktail. They wont sign off on full plunge, I'd be worried if she did if she is 'the one' in your mind, but if you just tickle with the pickle its game on in the Ginger. That should be sufficient for now. No reason to punish the poor hussie with a 3-day calling card. The buttsex will be on the table later when SHE is ready.
Assplay Pumpy is best Pumpy
In his AMA he never answered my question on what date you bring up assplay with a gentleman. Now I am doomed to stumble through the dating world without his guidance and wisdom. All my potential suitors will either think me a prude for bringing it up too late, or a wanton harlot for bringing it up too soon.

The phrase that pays.

NoWarningJustDawg

I despise Oregon and have no real interest in talking about them.
ThoseGuysAreFags.gif
So I've just spent the week mostly posting classic Pup instead. Below is my favorite.
Fuck Oregon, full plunge
Go Dawgs!
Cheers--
--
There's Bot. But doobie, no girl will turn down assplay after a cocktail. They wont sign off on full plunge, I'd be worried if she did if she is 'the one' in your mind, but if you just tickle with the pickle its game on in the Ginger. That should be sufficient for now. No reason to punish the poor hussie with a 3-day calling card. The buttsex will be on the table later when SHE is ready.
Assplay Pumpy is best Pumpy
In his AMA he never answered my question on what date you bring up assplay with a gentleman. Now I am doomed to stumble through the dating world without his guidance and wisdom. All my potential suitors will either think me a prude for bringing it up too late, or a wanton harlot for bringing it up too soon.

He should apologize but he doesn't do that. Well, once:
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Well Wugs, everyone has a different definition of above or below depending on how you see it. My bad in your context. See pup can admit when he's wronged someone... Damn, I've never said that my entire life. I've never wronged anyone except the accidental ass dump in Heather #o@$%%%$ back in the early 2000's. I told her "I promise, I'll just put the head in".. well that's hard to do while in the disciplinedarkee...its really hard not to bury a few more inches of 8, even harder to pull out. Trust me...that is the most temptatious apple on earth. It's like 3-4 sins all wrapped up in one. But it's almost worth it. Like squeezing semen out a calking gun.

DerekJohnson

I despise Oregon and have no real interest in talking about them.
ThoseGuysAreFags.gif
So I've just spent the week mostly posting classic Pup instead. Below is my favorite.
Fuck Oregon, full plunge
Go Dawgs!
Cheers--
--
There's Bot. But doobie, no girl will turn down assplay after a cocktail. They wont sign off on full plunge, I'd be worried if she did if she is 'the one' in your mind, but if you just tickle with the pickle its game on in the Ginger. That should be sufficient for now. No reason to punish the poor hussie with a 3-day calling card. The buttsex will be on the table later when SHE is ready.
Assplay Pumpy is best Pumpy
In his AMA he never answered my question on what date you bring up assplay with a gentleman. Now I am doomed to stumble through the dating world without his guidance and wisdom. All my potential suitors will either think me a prude for bringing it up too late, or a wanton harlot for bringing it up too soon.

I just checked -- @WantonHarlotDawg is still available

RaceBannon

WASHINGTON 63, UO 6

PurpleBaze

I despise Oregon and have no real interest in talking about them.
ThoseGuysAreFags.gif
So I've just spent the week mostly posting classic Pup instead. Below is my favorite.
Fuck Oregon, full plunge
Go Dawgs!
Cheers--
--
There's Bot. But doobie, no girl will turn down assplay after a cocktail. They wont sign off on full plunge, I'd be worried if she did if she is 'the one' in your mind, but if you just tickle with the pickle its game on in the Ginger. That should be sufficient for now. No reason to punish the poor hussie with a 3-day calling card. The buttsex will be on the table later when SHE is ready.
Assplay Pumpy is best Pumpy
In his AMA he never answered my question on what date you bring up assplay with a gentleman. Now I am doomed to stumble through the dating world without his guidance and wisdom. All my potential suitors will either think me a prude for bringing it up too late, or a wanton harlot for bringing it up too soon.

Always err on the side of fast strategy.

backthepack

We are going to lose hth guys. They are going to run for 300+ yards cook it. Thanks Bob Gregory!

BleachedAnusDawg

All of our hopes and prayers rest upon the last 2 quarters of UW football being indicators of the rest of this season. prayingdoog.jpg

RaceBannon

We are going to lose hth guys. They are going to run for 300+ yards cook it. Thanks Bob Gregory!

What a fag

backthepack

We are going to lose hth guys. They are going to run for 300+ yards cook it. Thanks Bob Gregory!
What a fag

You are dooging hard race

BleachedAnusDawg

We are going to lose hth guys. They are going to run for 300+ yards cook it. Thanks Bob Gregory!

The 5 stages of grief and loss are:
1. Denial and isolation (ban me, Stalin!)
2. Anger (fuck all of you, fuck Pete, fuck me, fuck my mommy for not breast feeding me!)
3. Bargaining (we just need more 4-stars, it's all going to be good!)
4. Depression (fucking Stanford! We? lost to Stanford!)
5. Acceptance (Oregon is going to buttfuck us and I'm going to kill myself)

Win or lose, the day after this game is going to be interesting.

ntxduck

We are going to lose hth guys. They are going to run for 300+ yards cook it. Thanks Bob Gregory!

BTP and Haie are going hard AF with the sandbagging so that they can talk mad shit if they win and say "Told you so" if they lose

PurpleBaze

We are going to lose hth guys. They are going to run for 300+ yards cook it. Thanks Bob Gregory!
BTP and Haie are going hard AF with the sandbagging so that they can talk mad shit if they win and say "Told you so" if they lose

The duck is right you know.

backthepack

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