Caption Contest

There once was a coach named Sark
For the recruits he poached he would bark
And then came the trojans
Pat Haden must blow him
And now his pictures we fark!

dnc

Sark was a coach who liked tweeting
Our tuff schedules sent him retreating
Into millions he lucked
At Joey's he fucked
Dudebrah still can not stop eating

bananasnblondes

An obnoxious young ball coach named Steve
Went to Joey's and said "I won't leave..
Til I face fuck this chick
With my quarter-inch dick
and I wipe off the jizz with my sleeve"

Dennis_DeYoung

Sark looks like a bag of shit that's been on a coke bender for 6 weeks and his wife looks like Chief Sealth.

PRedoubt

Yeah, who's the Muckleshoot Indian dude standing behind Sark?

dnc

This man's name is Seven Win Steve
For no reason doogs in him believe
He loves bubble screens
And facebook with teens
We all feared he never would LEAVE

topdawgnc

They all said bow down to young coach sark
He is a man of Troy and oh so smart
The year was 2009
His pedigree was perfectly fine
Five years in he was nothing but a fart

RaceBannon

There once was a gal named Erin
Her love she was into sharin
Along came a gnome with a belly
Who turned her knees to jelly

Allegedly

dnc

Have you heard the tale of Bill Fleen?
The poor man who once ruptured his spleen
When Sark first was paid
Ole CoachNews was enraged
Til Sark golfed with him out on the green