Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) underwent emergency heart surgery, installing two stents in an artery, and has canceled all campaign events “until further notice,” his campaign announced Wednesday morning.
Welp, assuredly getting stuck with that cunt Warren now. Fucking great. Nice heart failure to fuck over the entire country Bernie. Asshole.
He was never going to win the nomination anyway.
He could have split the progressive vote though so we didn't end up with the Cultural Appropriator in Chief (lulz). I realize that assumes that asshat Biden wouldn't step on his own dick about 50 times, but still. It's over. Cue the music. We have our first fake Indian nominee for President!
Welp, assuredly getting stuck with that cunt Warren now. Fucking great. Nice heart failure to fuck over the entire country Bernie. Asshole.
He was never going to win the nomination anyway.
He could have split the progressive vote though so we didn't end up with the Cultural Appropriator in Chief (lulz). I realize that assumes that asshat Biden wouldn't step on his own dick about 50 times, but still. It's over. Cue the music. We have our first fake Indian nominee for President!
Don't count Joe out yet. Iowa and NH aren't going to be good for him but as the primaries move south to states with significant black populations Joe will do alright. It just depends on if black voters are willing to abandon Joe for a fake Indian who used her phony Indian status to advance her career.
Welp, assuredly getting stuck with that cunt Warren now. Fucking great. Nice heart failure to fuck over the entire country Bernie. Asshole.
He was never going to win the nomination anyway.
He could have split the progressive vote though so we didn't end up with the Cultural Appropriator in Chief (lulz). I realize that assumes that asshat Biden wouldn't step on his own dick about 50 times, but still. It's over. Cue the music. We have our first fake Indian nominee for President!
Don't count Joe out yet. Iowa and NH aren't going to be good for him but as the primaries move south to states with significant black populations Joe will do alright. It just depends on if black voters are willing to abandon Joe for a fake Indian who used her phony Indian status to advance her career.
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) underwent emergency heart surgery, installing two stents in an artery, and has canceled all campaign events “until further notice,” his campaign announced Wednesday morning.
Welp, assuredly getting stuck with that cunt Warren now. Fucking great. Nice heart failure to fuck over the entire country Bernie. Asshole.
He was never going to win the nomination anyway.
He could have split the progressive vote though so we didn't end up with the Cultural Appropriator in Chief (lulz). I realize that assumes that asshat Biden wouldn't step on his own dick about 50 times, but still. It's over. Cue the music. We have our first fake Indian nominee for President!
Don't count Joe out yet. Iowa and NH aren't going to be good for him but as the primaries move south to states with significant black populations Joe will do alright. It just depends on if black voters are willing to abandon Joe for a fake Indian who used her phony Indian status to advance her career.
Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) underwent emergency heart surgery, installing two stents in an artery, and has canceled all campaign events “until further notice,” his campaign announced Wednesday morning.
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Shitty jokes aside, t's and p's. I'd rather have Bernie than Warren, quite honestly.
Bernie > Warren in the general.
The big question inquiring minds want to know, does Hillary the phoenix rise from the ashes?
Relief pitcher warming up in the pen.