Look at this elitist who stalks teen bois but is too good to date other children!
...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.
Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.
Cigarettes, too. And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago.
Look at this elitist who stalks teen bois but is too good to date other children!
...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.
Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.
Cigarettes, too. And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago.
My dad had two kids when he married my mom and I always told myself I'd never raise someone else's kids.
As I've gotten older I've realized some (most) of the tension between my siblings and my mom was my mom's fault, but either way they hated each other and I didn't want anything to do with it.
I never went on a single date with a girl with kids until I took my wife out after our firstborn.
Look at this elitist who stalks teen bois but is too good to date other children!
...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.
Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.
Cigarettes, too. And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago.
My dad had two kids when he married my mom and I always told myself I'd never raise someone else's kids.
As I've gotten older I've realized some (most) of the tension between my siblings and my mom was my mom's fault, but either way they hated each other and I didn't want anything to do with it.
I never went on a single date with a girl with kids until I took my wife out after our firstborn.
I had 2 kids in my first marriage and then got divorced. I stayed away from any women with kids. A lot of my friends thought it hypocritical of me but fuck that, I had my own 2 and I didn't want them thinking I was trying to replace them.
Nasal voice and ending every sentence on the up like you're asking a question. There's a hot fitness trainer at the westside gym who is awesome until she starts talking and then I just want to tear my ears off
Look at this elitist who stalks teen bois but is too good to date other children!
...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.
Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.
Cigarettes, too. And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago.
If we are going to start bashing spinners I am FUCKING OUT!
Overweight- If you can't take care of yourself, what other things are you neglecting.
Smoker- Social smoking sure. But if you are willing to smoke alone, pass.
Doesn't drink- I like the occasional drink, and if you don't drink, then I probably wouldn't be able to drink.
Been divorced more than once- Everybody makes mistakes, but when it happens twice, that's a pattern. Either you're the asshole, or you lack intuition.
Lack of a social life- This is more about being with someone that has a life outside of you. If you date a person with little to no social life, more than likely, you're dating a clinger.
Excessive snorting when laughing- I know this is mean, but it does make for uncomfortable social gatherings.
Loves Gossip- I don't have time for this shit
Doesn't like Die Hard- Bash Die Hard and I'm Fucking Out!
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...Oh, did you mean Wants/Has Children? Co-sign.
Car selfies is a good one, although that chick not being able to see over her dashboard seems like a bigger issue.
Cigarettes, too.
And since my life basically revolves around alcohol, especially homemade, I doubt I'd date someone again that never drinks. What a disaster. Uh, why yes, this *IS* my second beer. I'm what? - an alcoholic? Bitch I've got 300 gallons of booze in my basement. If I were an alcoholic I'd be dead years ago.
As I've gotten older I've realized some (most) of the tension between my siblings and my mom was my mom's fault, but either way they hated each other and I didn't want anything to do with it.
I never went on a single date with a girl with kids until I took my wife out after our firstborn.
And ended up with two of them
But that's not as much fun or shocking as the one word response.
Short hair.
I knew what you meant
Smoker- Social smoking sure. But if you are willing to smoke alone, pass.
Doesn't drink- I like the occasional drink, and if you don't drink, then I probably wouldn't be able to drink.
Been divorced more than once- Everybody makes mistakes, but when it happens twice, that's a pattern. Either you're the asshole, or you lack intuition.
Lack of a social life- This is more about being with someone that has a life outside of you. If you date a person with little to no social life, more than likely, you're dating a clinger.
Excessive snorting when laughing- I know this is mean, but it does make for uncomfortable social gatherings.
Loves Gossip- I don't have time for this shit
Doesn't like Die Hard- Bash Die Hard and I'm Fucking Out!
Anger issues/mouthy
Gold Digger
Rape or other sex issues from childhood carried over
Overweight
Short Hair
Smoker
Can't keep secrets