So I'm at a bar

MikeDamone

They have a sandwich called The Chip Kelly. Basically it's a Philly Cheesesteak. I'm not sure of this is a tribute to Chip or rubbing duck fans noses in it. either way, I don't care because I'm on my third Mirror Pond.

Btw. I heard Oregon is going to get penalties soon. *snicker.

volcanodawg

cool story bro.

i like the fresh hopped mirror pond best, but regular old mirror pond is okay too.

TierbsHsotBoobs

Does that bar serve the coldest beer in town?

DerekJohnson

ribs n rickshaw service?

MikeDamone

Well...there is this guy in a wheelchair here who was getting ready to leave. Looked outside and it is hailing like crazy. He said he should stay for another beer until it stops. I told him he should just chain up and go. It sounded better in my head when I thought of it. Turns out, it wasn't funny even the first time. They can't all be gems.

TommySQC

MikeDamone said:

Well...there is this guy in a wheelchair here who was getting ready to leave. Looked outside and it is hailing like crazy. He said he should stay for another beer until it stops. I told him he should just chain up and go. It sounded better in my head when I thought of it. Turns out, it wasn't funny even the first time. They can't all be gems.

I would have laughed.

CFetters_Nacho_Lover

TommySQC said:

MikeDamone said:

Well...there is this guy in a wheelchair here who was getting ready to leave. Looked outside and it is hailing like crazy. He said he should stay for another beer until it stops. I told him he should just chain up and go. It sounded better in my head when I thought of it. Turns out, it wasn't funny even the first time. They can't all be gems.

I would have laughed.

I just did.

volcanodawg

i laughed, out loud.

DerekJohnson

I chuckled. I snorted.

MikeDamone

Glad you guys LOL and ROFL'd. But it went over like a turd when I delivered the line.

TommySQC

MikeDamone said:

Glad you guys LOL and ROFL'd. But it went over like a turd when I delivered the line.

That's because you are drinking with people who think Ellen is funny.

volcanodawg

wait, Ellen isn't funny?

TommySQC

volcanodawg said:

wait, Ellen isn't funny?

sadly, there was a time when I also would have munched Anne Heche's box as well.....

RaccoonHarry

TommySQC said:

volcanodawg said:

wait, Ellen isn't funny?

sadly, there was a time when I also would have munched Anne Heche's box as well.....

Sadly? Damn, I'd do it now in a heartbeat...

TommySQC

RaccoonHarry said:

TommySQC said:

volcanodawg said:

wait, Ellen isn't funny?

sadly, there was a time when I also would have munched Anne Heche's box as well.....

Sadly? Damn, I'd do it now in a heartbeat...

Who am I kidding? Me too.....

nomnomnom

DerekJohnson

Take it to the Munching Anne Heche's Box forum or you're gone

DerekJohnson

If we're going to start bashing Anne Heche's box, I'm out

Mad_Son

If you don't start bashing Anne Heche's box you're getting a time out.