I want to believe my Skinny Heisman domains and my $50 bet for him to win it aren't a total waste, but I think the vortex of suck is just WAY worse than we could have imagined.
Was in the shitter and I get a sext from Derek and all it says is "TOUCHDOWN BACTERIA." I get back to the laptop and catch the very end of Fullers return.
The moral to this story is I need to take more dumps during games. I have a magic ass.
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