My 20,000th shitpost, FML
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Agree.PurpleBaze said:The 20000th poast came fast. I've been thinking long and hard about what to write, because I certainly don't lead an interesting life like @Swaye. Can't compete with Wombat Guernica, hookers & blow, and getting into fights with gunty white trash bitches at some ice cream shop.
Just shooting from the hip here, so bare with me. Been on this shitpit of a message board since January 2013. Time sure does fly. Anyway, you assholes have definitely been a source of entertainment and it has been helpful, especially the past few years as my marriage circled the drain. Not to say I didn't burn out from spending too much time on the board at times. Can't always keep up with all the threads, especially when you degenerates are posting at a blistering pace. As a result, I do miss some of the inside jokes, but try to keep up anyway.
I've also learned a lot from you sweatpants boner losers. @YellowSnow and I were discussing this during one of our dates at the Duchess that HCH is a very diverse community, regardless of the fact that @puppylove_sugarsteel thinks we're all pours & losers living in shitty apartments in Kent. Anyway, there are some real crafty and talented fuckers on this site, which can make someone like me feel like a total fucking loser. But, that's okay. I'm comfortable with my loser status and I own it.
I can honestly say that I've made friends on here... never considered that a possibility when I signed up. Figured we'd just continue to tell each other to LEAVE and DIAFF. Still looking forward to taking @YellowSnow and Little Piss flying in a Piper Arrow. I also owe YellaPiss a date at the range to shoot my WWII German guns.
The timing of this post is appropriate I guess. The Cal game fucked me up. Right after it ended, I didn't give a shit. It was 1 AM and I was fucking tired. I had to get up in 5-6 hours and go tackle a long day at work. I stayed busy Sunday - Tuesday working and didn't think twice about the debacle. It wasn't after I got home Tuesday evening that the game really bothered me. Can't see how it's possible for me to doog any more. Was ready to be optimistic about this team, even with all the young starters, especially after attending the EWU game thanks to @YellowSnow's generosity. Hadn't been to Husky Stadium since 2007 and it was nice to be back. Not sure if I want to attend another game, ever. It's hard to watch the talent under-perform and the coaches shit themselves @jhfstyle24 style.
Guess I'll continue to live in the past when I was a student in the early 90's and saw all those games, including attending the 3 Rose Bowls in a row. It got me hooked for life.
Whatever! Fuck this team.
This board is a much better diversion than the team itself. I get a lot more out of all y'all's shitposting... and that keeps me coming back. @DerekJohnson doesn't get enough thanks for starting HCH and managing it. I raise my glass to you, good sir. I'll keep donating to HCH as long as it's around.
When I think about HCH, I think of @GrundleStiltzkin , @UW_Doog_Bot, @creepycoug, @DerekJohnson, @DoogCourics, @1to392831weretaken (best avatar)
, @Doog_de_Jour, @YellowSnow, @Swaye, @RaceBannon, @mad_son, @Fire_Marshall_Bill, @CFetters_Nacho_Lover, @Gladstone, @minion_doog, @PurpleJ, @dnc, @GreenRiverGatorz, @backthepack, @PurpleThrobber, @MikeDamone, @whatshouldicareabout, @laocoon, @jhfstyle24, @PostGameOrangeSlices, & @Emoterman.
Still now sure how I feel about @Pitchfork51. Not a fave, but I don't hate him either. I kinda like @oregonblitzkrieg sometimes. I wonder where @Octavian went. He needs to poast again.
I'm sure I left out a few of my faves, but that's just too bad.
The rest of you I left out on purpose, so fuck you.
Fuck off, Glove @BennyBeaver
And why is @ApostleofGrief still on here? He's like the a dementia patient sitting in the corner of a nursing home just muttering to himself. We try to ignore him, but he makes just enough noise for us to notice and be annoyed.
In closing, a word of caution; making e-frens can cost you $$$$. One such friend is @Swaye and he's helped drain my checking account. No, not because he's Injun and will steal your money. That's racist. It's just that he's got me hooked on the expensive watch crack. Three Oris watches and a Rolex (post coming in November) in less than 6 months and I've already got a Rolex lined up for 2020 and another for 2021. I'm not complaining. The noble savage has me on my way to being fast strategy.
Thanks for reading & flag away. I'll be taking questions now.
Singed,
Your trusty towelhead Uber driver.
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Ew gross.
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I will just assume I’m one of the faves you didn’t have time to include and not an intentional omission.
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Yeah, afterwards I realized I left you off, as well as @CuntWaffle, @TommySQC, @CheersWestDawg, & @koopdog.ThomasFremont said:I will just assume I’m one of the faves you didn’t have time to include and not an intentional omission.
Still, hurtful.
To be fair, you did decide to LEAVE for a year. -
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I have wonderful news!PurpleBaze said:
Yeah, afterwards I realized I left you off, as well as @CuntWaffle, @TommySQC, @CheersWestDawg, & @koopdog.ThomasFremont said:I will just assume I’m one of the faves you didn’t have time to include and not an intentional omission.
Still, hurtful.
To be fair, you did decide to LEAVE for a year.
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PurpleJ said:
Jews win again!YellowSnow said:Baze is easily my second my favorite Wisconsin poster after the Chosen Dawg @Mad_Son
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Agree with the friends bit @Bazey. I sext with so many dip shits from this site I sometimes feel dirty. Pretty amazing group of losers we have here.
Also, did it ever occur to you that I am trying to get you to spend money on watches so you have less for bombs? VICTORY! 'Murica!
You are my absolute favorite terrorist. I used to blow your kind up. Now we hang out. What a strange strange world.
Get a better helmet though.
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Did Shane (or Lance) cry with glee when you made your 20K poast (hardy har har)?
What about your 2 dads? Were they proud of you? Did they go out to celebrate?
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The entire circle jerk screamed in glee as I pressed post.
