UW - Cal game report

uzi

Two series in things look to be starting slow. Good thing my buddy smuggled in some vodka that we put in our lemonade.

Then the announcer says something about an extreme weather warning and before we realize what is going on both teams walk off the field and fans start to exit. We continue hanging out until the ushers tell us to please exit to the concourse. We are poor because we have metal seats.

We stand up in the concourse area for 2+ fucking hours watching rain and lightning and people watching.

Finally the game starts again.

We suck. Cal is better than us.

Fire Petersen. Hire Wilcox.

The end.

JaWarrenJaHooker

Did they run out of Ivar’s bread bowls

EsophagealFeces

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Did they run out of Ivar’s bread bowls

They ran out of damn near everything

backthepack

EsophagealFeces said:

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Did they run out of Ivar’s bread bowls

They ran out of damn near everything

University’s wet dream imo. Football loses and they make a shit ton of money off concessions

oregonblitzkrieg

oregonblitzkrieg said:

Dawgtona

backthepack said:

EsophagealFeces said:

JaWarrenJaHooker said:

Did they run out of Ivar’s bread bowls

They ran out of damn near everything

University’s wet dream imo. Football loses and they make a shit ton of money off concessions

Marinerization