I burst out laughing at this pic. My dad, who is seated next to me at Husky Stadium, asked what was so funny. I spent two minutes trying to explain J and OBK and what is going on here. He shrugged and said, "whatever."
Tell ur dad I worry bout him
To be fair, I worry about my dad. Fucker had a massive attack at 49 the day before my junior year of hs, and has memory problems now due to the lack of oxygen going to his brain. Entirely stress induced. He was in good shape physically and did triathlons.
Anyways, time for my storm story. I awoke from a late afternoon nap around 630, and decided to walk to the bar. As soon as I got there snd ordered a long island, the power went out. No generators there. So I head over to the 711, beat the shit out of some guy who was mean muggin, and buy 12 pack and some chips. By now it is pouring rain and hailing and the lightning is directly overhead, less than a mile away. Great! The whole walk home is under power lines. Finaldestination.gif. So I take my bag of beer and snacks and start running. It’s absolutely pouring now and I make it home in one piece. #tuff! Roommate is back and I eat my dinner cold. We end up playing dominoes for about an hour with my cat. She wins rather easily and the power comes back on to Ed Orgereerooon grumbling about how he wished his boys had destroyed Texas more and turned their still warm corpse into a makeshift dwelling.
Anyway, csb. Worst DAWG weather since Arizona vanilla vick game and the time I stayed home from a Harbaugh plunger when I was in school.
Couldn't give up Shane, could you?
He does that thing with the eggplant and canola oil. I can’t help myself!
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...u mean to eat...
Lol
Water based lube or fuck the fuck off