Seriously - why did SoCal hire Sarkisian? I don't get it.

Fenwick

Any ideas. I cannot come up with even one. Good for you that he is gone but...

Maybe they like his hats.

LevelPar

Fenwick said:

Any ideas. I cannot come up with even one. Good for you that he is gone but...

Maybe they like his hats.

They prefer visors and the weather in LA is conducive for visors!

TierbsHsotBoobs

Pat Haden Fucking Stupid is Pat Haden Fucking Stupid.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Recruiting (top 5 classes EVERY year), fresh offense, past experience, 5 years head coaching apprenticeship @ Washington, 250/250 run/pass, only 1 bad game (ASU, and they're good), great relationships with players, alums, media, AD, battle tested, 4 straight bowl games, ranked in top 30 in most statistical categories, experience at USC, solid relationships with So Cal high school coaches....why wouldnt Haden hire Sark dumbass? Sheesh, think before you post

TierbsHsotBoobs

pl_ssfs. off meds. this thread.

puppylove_sugarsteel

And boobs, think! Sark is going to be tough to beat. Certainly more than with Kiffin Sark is going to do well at USC. U b naive if u think otherwise

TierbsHsotBoobs

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

And boobs, think! Sark is going to be tough to beat. Certainly more than with Kiffin Sark is going to do well at USC. U b naive if u think otherwise

Have you watched Sark AT ALL over the past five years?

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ApostleofGrief

Fenwick said:

Any ideas. I cannot come up with even one. Good for you that he is gone but...

Maybe they like his hats.

Because they did what a lot of foolish people do, hire somebody connected to a prior successful period in case nobody saw this in my 50000 other posts which nobody can grasp.

SpoonieLuv

Haden's very progressive. Wants to be remembered for hiring the first Out coach.
Think, Tod Turner of the Gays

TierbsHsotBoobs

SpoonieLuv said:

Haden's very progressive. Wants to be remembered for hiring the first Out coach.
Think, Tod Turner of the Gays

Why do you hate Buddy Teevens?

greenblood

Fresh Offense - Same offense just faster

Past Experience - Charlie Weiss, Ron Zook, etc all had prior experience, they sure worked out

250/250 run/pass - How about in the red zone?

Only 1 bad game, ASU = 5-4 in Pac 12 play, 4 years in a row

Great Relationship with Players - Peters disagrees

Alums - Who exactly?

Media - The Media would endorse Ty for a second term if Ty allowed them access

AD - Huh?

Battle Tested - You got me there. 5 anal rapings by Oregon has loosened him up a bit

4 Straight Bowl Games - Because playing bowl games in December is special

Ranked in the top 30 in most statistical catagories - Except in penalties, and most importantly win/loss record.

Experience at USC - The offense regressed when he became offensive coordinator

Relationship with SoCal high school coaches - What makes you say that? Even if he has connections, he has past experience in Washington of burning those bridges down pretty easily.

Why wouldn't Haden want to Hire Sark? I can't disagree with you there. Haden did what any other dumbass would have done.

puppylove_sugarsteel

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Collegedouche, ive shredded your feeble ass enough.

puppylove_sugarsteel

TierbsHsotBoobs said:

puppylove_sugarsteel said:

And boobs, think! Sark is going to be tough to beat. Certainly more than with Kiffin Sark is going to do well at USC. U b naive if u think otherwise

Have you watched Sark AT ALL over the past five years?


What you think bitch? Sark and USC -talent will work.. Unless UW finds a coach who likes the power mentality we r ficked, yes ficked. I like the fact Sark is at USC. But try to understand, Sark's philosophy will flourish at USC. He'll secure top-3 classes yearly. And he know's enough as a head coach to put that kind of talent to work.

Sanctions will bite him in the ass, but he'll have enough talent to beag UW on a yearly basis, plus he understand a our personnel. To think Sark is just going to fail at SC is retarded.

TTJ

This thread confirms my longtime suspicion. PuppyFuckSugarDouche has been long conning us with the greatest Whoosh in the history of the interwebs. All this time. Nobody can be this imbecilic.

Well done, PuppyFuck. Hats off.

puppylove_sugarsteel

Oh, Sark is a qb guru and he finally gets hiz hands on Max Browne, He gets Grimble back, he has a stable of tailbacks and prolly Mixon, 2 OT's already committed, will top off a top 3 class, can get any JC kid he wants...dont know where to stop.

SARK is sitting pretty. And my prediction? COY next year with Max Browne. Kessler will never take another snap for USC. Punk fuck! UW will get last laugh there. Max #2 will transfer somewhere else for spring. Still USC a serious player in South next year. I think Snark wins it

UWhuskytskeet

Can we change the WTF tag to PLS?

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puppylove_sugarsteel said:

Oh, Sark is a qb guru and he finally gets hiz hands on Max Browne, He gets Grimble back, he has a stable of tailbacks and prolly Mixon, 2 OT's already committed, will top off a top 3 class, can get any JC kid he wants...dont know where to stop.

SARK is sitting pretty. And my prediction? COY next year with Max Browne. Kessler will never take another snap for USC. Punk fuck! UW will get last laugh there. Max #2 will transfer somewhere else for spring. Still USC a serious player in South next year. I think Snark wins it

It's been established that you are a butt sniffing quadriplegic futt fucking fucktard and any football analysis you purvey is worthless.

DeepPurple

Does anybody else remember shangster from DM a few years back? PLSS very much reminds me of him...

DeLarry

Who cares? Don't needed to get it. FatSark is gone.

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puppylove_sugarsteel said:

And my prediction? COY next year with Max Browne. Kessler will never take another snap for USC. Punk fuck! UW will get last laugh there. Max #2 will transfer somewhere else for spring. Still USC a serious player in South next year. I think Snark wins it

huh? So Sark will win coach of the year, Kessler will never take another snap again but UW will get last laught? Max will transfer out?

As for your "Snark" will win the South comment I recall you blabbering all year long that he will win the North. I suppose 3rd place in your division in year five is always special.