I'm not @DerekJohnson...

Emoterman

And it isn't after 1am, but I am bravely posting this, regardless.

https://youtu.be/hPbuKWvtJr0

Pitchfork51

Your bravery sets you apart from the common man

NoWarningJustDawg

Emo is a true Profile In Courage.

Also,

PurpleJ

What if girls were into fit dudes humping the air on camera. That would be weird.

Emoterman

PurpleJ said:

What if girls were into fit dudes humping the air on camera. That would be weird.

As I was posting this, I was thinking how @Doog_de_Jour feels about these posts. And then I thought, she should just post her own she-porn and make us deal with it.

Doog_de_Jour

Emoterman said:

PurpleJ said:

What if girls were into fit dudes humping the air on camera. That would be weird.

As I was posting this, I was thinking how @Doog_de_Jour feels about these posts. And then I thought, she should just post her own she-porn and make us deal with it.

Check out the Wam!

PurpleJ

Doog_de_Jour

PurpleJ said:

Ooooooooh...double Raaawwwwrrrrrrr.

Emoterman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_GaPvaJh9c

Doog_de_Jour

Emoterman said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_GaPvaJh9c

The 2015 and 2018 calendars were better.

Just sayin’.

Emoterman

Doog_de_Jour said:

Emoterman said:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_GaPvaJh9c

The 2015 and 2018 calendars were better.

Just sayin’.

But this is the song they use when we have to get on the sales desk and do a Coyote-Ugly-esque routine every Saturday at 2pm down at the plumbing supply house. @MikeDamone has to join us at least once a quarter.

Lemme tell you, toilet shopping gets lonely housewives feeling some type of way.