The only logical explanation is he is hung like an elephant. Because he is a doucheimus maximus.
I can't even watch the 'new' post-divorce Flip or Flop. The cutesy, almost flirting between he and Christina makes me throw up in my mouth. Last episode I watched they played "PIG"on the driveway hoop court. Stupid.
I hope they are setting up a season finale where he has her way with her in a newly remodeled mud room and drops a load in her ass. Then they snort coke off a freshly-installed granite kitchen counter top and both die of massive cardiac arrest.
Fuck - housekeeper just stuck her head in my office while I was replying while oogling Heather Rae Young's fake tittays. Busted.
Plus the new babe is a top scale agent that can't get on Bravo so its a career move to get to HGTV
Speaking of Bravo -if you ever watch Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles (War Josh Altman), the saucy female agent Tracy Maltas has some nice softcore porn out there on the interwebs circa mid-90's.
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I can't even watch the 'new' post-divorce Flip or Flop. The cutesy, almost flirting between he and Christina makes me throw up in my mouth. Last episode I watched they played "PIG"on the driveway hoop court. Stupid.
I hope they are setting up a season finale where he has her way with her in a newly remodeled mud room and drops a load in her ass. Then they snort coke off a freshly-installed granite kitchen counter top and both die of massive cardiac arrest.
Fuck - housekeeper just stuck her head in my office while I was replying while oogling Heather Rae Young's fake tittays. Busted.
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=heather+rae+young&FORM=HDRSC2
Love me some fake boobies. Quality craftsmanship on those bolt ons.
Speaking of Bravo -if you ever watch Million Dollar Listing Los Angeles (War Josh Altman), the saucy female agent Tracy Maltas has some nice softcore porn out there on the interwebs circa mid-90's.
Ant would be best served to demand a paternity test.
Post-PIG coitus.